An elementary school class goes on a field trip to the police station. The Officer points to the 10 MOST WANTED list and tells them that these are the most wanted fugitives in the USA. Little Boy says ” He is the MOST WANTED in the USA?!” Officer says “Yes.” Little Boy asks “Why didn’t … Read more
An American walks into an Irish bar and orders a drink. He asks the guests, “I will bet $1000 that none of you can drink 10 pints of Guinness in 10 minutes.” People raise their heads but ignore the absurd bet and go back to drinking and having fun, except for an Irishman who leaves … Read more
A guy asks a barman how much a coke is. The barman says it’s $5 but asks for $10. So the guy’s confused and asks why, to which the barman answers: “$5 for the coke, $5 for the service.” The guy pays up but the barman gives him $5 back. So the guy’s confused and … Read more
A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. “What do you think you’re doing?” asks the wife. “They’re on sale, only $10 for 24 cans” he replies. “Put them back, we can’t afford them” demands the wife, and so … Read more
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City Building. When a young and beautiful woman walks into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly: “Ralph Lauren’s “Romance”, $150 an ounce! ” Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the … Read more
A 65-year-old lady suddenly started learning to swim instead of her usual routine of going to bingo. Everyone was curious and asked her, “Why the change in your interest in swimming nowadays?” The lady replied with a helpless look, “Whenever my son and daughter-in-law are arguing, my daughter-in-law always asks my son,” If your mom … Read more
I made this for the family for the first time last year, and it was a hit with the adults AND children! Plus, it was my very first meatloaf, and I rather enjoyed it. Ingredients 1 pound ground beef 2 large eggs 1/4 cup breadcrumbs 1/2 teaspoon dried basil 1/2 teaspoon dried thyme 1/2 teaspoon … Read more
My mother made these for us 45 years ago, my children love them, and my grandchildren beg me to bake them all year. Ingredients 8 ounces dried apples or dried peaches 1 cup water 1/3 cup sugar 1 tablespoon butter 1 tsp. cinnamon or apple pie spice 1 can jumbo refrigerated flaky biscuits vegetable oil, … Read more
A blonde driving a car got lost in a snowstorm. She didn’t panic, however, as she remembered what her father had told her once. “If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snowplow to come by and follow it.” Sure enough, a snowplow arrived and she started to follow it. She … Read more
A blonde wanted a fancy way of spending her weekend and decided a weekend spent on a farm in another state was the best idea. On getting to the farm, she saw something that caught her attention. She saw a cow without horns and found it fascinating. Confused, she asked the farmer standing next to … Read more