A stranger walks into a Ma Pa store and spots a sign:
“Danger! Beware of the Dog.”
As he enters, he sees a harmless old dog, fast asleep in the middle of the floor.
“Is that the dog we’re supposed to beware of?” The stranger asks the owner.
“That’s him.” The owner replied.
“He doesn’t look dangerous to me. Why would you post that sign?”
“Before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
A Farmer Comes Home To Find His Sheepdog.
A farmer comes home to find his sheepdog waiting for him.
The sheepdog says: “I herded the sheep into the barn, just like you asked!”
“You sure you got them all?” The farmer replies.
“Yep! All 40 of them!” Says the sheepdog.
“40? But I only have 37 sheep.” Replies the farmer.
The sheepdog answers: “I know. I rounded them up for you.”
LOL!!