No matter if you’re single or married … you have to read this: When I got home that night as my wife served me dinner, I grab her hand and said “I have something to tell you.” She sat down and ate quietly. I watched and saw the pain in her eyes. Suddenly I did … Read more
The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad’s farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.” The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not ‘fascinating’.” Sally … Read more
Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Darryl and Gary. The three men had always done everything together!!!!! Darryl arrived first and when the mortician pulled back the sheet Darryl said, “Yup, his face … Read more
Smoked Chicken Wings Ingredients: 2 pounds chicken wings 1 tablespoon paprika 1 tablespoon garlic powder 1 tablespoon onion powder 1 teaspoon salt 1 teaspoon pepper 1/2 cup unsalted butter, melted 1/4 cup hot sauce Instructions: Preheat your grill for indirect heat. You will need to set up a cooler side and a hotter side. In … Read more
An 8 year old was given a homework assignment to write a paper about grandparents. They where asked to write about things such what their grandparents mean to them, what are the roles of a grandparent, what they are like, there was really no limit on what they could write about their grand parents. After … Read more
Late one evening a Marine pulled into a little town, only to find that every hotel room was taken. When he finally got to the last hotel, he pleaded to the manager, “You’ve got to have a room somewhere, or just a bed, I don’t care where.” “Well, I do have a double room with … Read more
Mississippi oven roast *ingredients: ° 1 Chuck Rast ° 1 Bundle Farm Valley Farm Hidden Mix ° 1 McCormick Au Jus Mixed Package ° 5 whole pepper ° 1 stick of butter *to prepare: 1. Buy a chuck roast. 2- Place in an earthenware bowl 3 – Spray hidden valley farm clothes on top. 4- … Read more
DONUT TRESSE Ingredients • 3 cups of flour • 2 tablespoons of butter • 7 grams of baker’s yeast • 5 tablespoons of sugar • 1 cup of milk • 1 egg • ½ teaspoon of salt • Oil for frying • ½ tablespoon cinnamon powder Preparation 1. Put the yeast in a bowl, pour … Read more
This irresistible snack is best served warm, and pairs well with a cup of coffee or a warm glass of milk for your breakfast. Make sure to make a batch today! What you’ll need For the muffin: ½ cup softened unsalted butter ⅔ cup granulated sugar 1 large egg 1½ teaspoons vanilla extract ½ cup … Read more
A classic and delicious apple pie with a new face. Literally 😛 For the dough 2 1/2 cups (325g) all-purpose flour 1/2 tsp. salt 1 cup (230g) cold butter 1/2 cup (120ml) ice water 1 tsp. vinegar For the filling 5-6 medium apples 3-4 tbsp. lemon juice 2 tbsp. butter 2 tbsp. all-purpose flour 1/4 … Read more