Usually, when you fall in love, you think the relationship would last forever. In actuality, things don’t always go as planned, and individuals frequently get estranged from one another. One guy thought it would be easier to break up with his wife if he just sent her a letter outlining his reasons for doing so. … Read more
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he pick up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, “Jesus is watching you.” He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out and froze. … Read more
The plastic tags or metal ties that are piling up in your junk drawer tell you which day of the week bread was baked on. Monday – Blue Tuesday – Green Thursday – Red Friday– White Saturday – Yellow. I didn’t skip Wednesday and Sunday. Most companies have a 5 day delivery schedule. The reason … Read more
You know those hairy centipedes with about a million and one legs? Yeah, my guess is that you know exactly what I’m talking about. Whenever I see one in my house, I scream, yell for my husband to come and capture it, and jump onto the nearest elevated surface. In fact, even writing about them … Read more
Funny Texting Abbreviations For Senior Citizens …Number 8 Is Brilliant! All the youth have their own language these days, a minefield of different abbreviations and slang… so we started to wonder what the “private language” of seniors might look like! Here are a few of our own suggestions for texting acronyms, can you think of … Read more
You gave your everything to this marriage, and divorce came as a complete shock. After divorce, you begin the battle with sadness and loneliness, but don’t lose hope — there are still bright days ahead. There can be many reasons, but some of the most common ones are: • You had different expectations from marriage; … Read more
Lawyer Married A Woman Who Had Divorced 10 Other Men …What Follows Next Is Priceless A young man married a beautiful woman who had married and divorced 10 other men. On their wedding night she told her new husband “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin!” ‘How can that be possible if you’ve been married … Read more
An 18 year-old girl tells her mother she missed her period for two months… Very worried, the mother goes to the farmacia (drugstore) and buys a pregnancy test. She brings it to her daughter who takes the test. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, “Who was … Read more
Grandpa and his 7-year-old grandson are gardening when to boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, “Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole.” “I’ll bet you five dollars you can’t,” says Gramps. “It’s too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole.” … Read more
One day in the city a bus driver was making his usual stops. At the first stop, an old woman came to the front of the bus to get off. She turned to the bus driver and said, “I think I was just molested back there.” The bus driver looked at her and said, “Not … Read more