A burglar broke into a house one night

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he pick up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, “Jesus is watching you.” He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out and froze. … Read more


The plastic tags or metal ties that are piling up in your junk drawer tell you which day of the week bread was baked on. Monday – Blue Tuesday – Green Thursday – Red Friday– White Saturday – Yellow. I didn’t skip Wednesday and Sunday. Most companies have a 5 day delivery schedule. The reason … Read more

The Benefits Of House Centipedes – Don’t Squish ‘Em!

You know those hairy centipedes with about a million and one legs? Yeah, my guess is that you know exactly what I’m talking about. Whenever I see one in my house, I scream, yell for my husband to come and capture it, and jump onto the nearest elevated surface. In fact, even writing about them … Read more

Funny Texting Abbreviations For Senior Citizens

Funny Texting Abbreviations For Senior Citizens …Number 8 Is Brilliant! All the youth have their own language these days, a minefield of different abbreviations and slang…  so we started to wonder what the “private language” of seniors might look like! Here are a few of our own suggestions for texting acronyms, can you think of … Read more

Divorce Shakes Up Your Life. It Doesn’t End Love!

You gave your everything to this marriage, and divorce came as a complete shock. After divorce, you begin the battle with sadness and loneliness, but don’t lose hope — there are still bright days ahead. There can be many reasons, but some of the most common ones are: • You had different expectations from marriage; … Read more

Lawyer Married A Woman Who Had Divorced 10 Other Men

Lawyer Married A Woman Who Had Divorced 10 Other Men …What Follows Next Is Priceless A young man married a beautiful woman who had married and divorced 10 other men. On their wedding night she told her new husband “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin!” ‘How can that be possible if you’ve been married … Read more

You Root Her Again

An 18 year-old girl tells her mother she missed her period for two months… Very worried, the mother goes to the farmacia (drugstore) and buys a pregnancy test. She brings it to her daughter who takes the test. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, “Who was … Read more

Grandpa And 7-Year-Old Grandson

Grandpa and his 7-year-old grandson are gardening when to boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, “Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole.” “I’ll bet you five dollars you can’t,” says Gramps. “It’s too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole.” … Read more