Funny Texting Abbreviations For Senior Citizens

Funny Texting Abbreviations For Senior Citizens …Number 8 Is Brilliant!

All the youth have their own language these days, a minefield of different abbreviations and slang…  so we started to wonder what the “private language” of seniors might look like! Here are a few of our own suggestions for texting acronyms, can you think of any others?

1.ATD: At The Doctor’s
2.BFF: Best Friends Funeral
3.BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
4.FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
5.GGPBL: Gotta Go, Peacemaker Battery Low
6.GHA: Got Heartburn Again
7.IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
8.LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
9.ROFL… CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing… And Can’t Get Up
10.TTYL: Talk To You Louder
11.DWI: Driving While Incontinent

12.OMG: Ouch, My Groin!
13.BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
14.GTG: Gotta Groan
15.TGIF: Thank Goodness It’s Four (Four O’Clock – Early Bird Special)
16.FYI: For Your Indigestion…
17.SUS: Speak Up, Sonny
18.WIWYA: When I Was Your Age
19.GOML: Get Off My Lawn
20.DTAF: Don’t Trust A Fart
21.GGLKI: Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In
22.OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas
23.PIMP: Pooped In My Pants
24.TOT: Texting on Toilet