Three mischievous old

Three mischievous old Grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. When an old Grandpa walked by. And one of the old Grandmas yelled out saying, “We bet we can tell exactly how old you are. ”The old man said, “There is no way you can guess it, you old fools.” One of … Read more

One Day He Found His Wife

A man arrives home from work early one afternoon to find his wife lying on the bed, huffing and panting. He is surprised to see her in such a state. The question that the man asks is, “What are you doing?” Her response was a stuttering “Err.” “I… um… I think maybe I’m going to … Read more

Which One Are You?

Once upon a time a daughter complained to her father that her life was miserable and that she didn’t know how she was going to make it. She was tired of fighting and struggling all the time. It seemed just as one problem was solved, another one soon followed. Her father, a chef, took her … Read more


One day, a poor boy who was selling goods from door to door to pay his way through school, found he had only one thin dime left, and he was hungry. He decided he would ask for a meal at the next house. However, he lost his nerve when a lovely young woman opened the … Read more

A Blonde Woman Asks For A $5000 Loan

A blonde woman goes to a bank in New York before going on vacation and asks for a loan of $5,000. The banker asks, “Okay, Miss, is there anything you would like to use as collateral?” The woman says, “Yes, of course. I’ll use my Rolls Royce.” The banker, stunned, asks, “A $250,000 Rolls Royce? … Read more

A blonde wanting to earn some money

A blonde who wanted to earn money decided to work as a handyman and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She walked to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde … Read more

A 71 year old man is having a drink in a Chicago bar.

A 71-year-old man is having a drink in a Chicago bar when an exceptionally gorgeous and sexy young woman enters.

She was so striking that the elderly man couldn’t take his eyes away from her.

The young woman noticed his overly attentive stare and walked directly toward him.

Before he could apologize for being rude, the young woman said, “I’ll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100 on one condition.”

Stunned, the man asked what the condition was.

The young woman replied, “You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.”

The old man considered her proposition for a moment, withdrew his wallet from his pocket, and slowly counted out five $20 bills, which he pressed into the young woman’s hand.

He looked into her eyes and slowly, meaningfully said, “Paint my house.”


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