Funny Joke

Three mischievous old Grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. When an old Grandpa walked by. And one of the old Grandmas yelled out saying, “We bet we can tell exactly how old you are. ”The old man said, “There is no way you can guess it, you old fools.” One of … Read more

A man arrives home from work early one afternoon to find his wife lying on the bed, huffing and panting. He is surprised to see her in such a state. The question that the man asks is, “What are you doing?” Her response was a stuttering “Err.” “I… um… I think maybe I’m going to … Read more

Once upon a time a daughter complained to her father that her life was miserable and that she didn’t know how she was going to make it. She was tired of fighting and struggling all the time. It seemed just as one problem was solved, another one soon followed. Her father, a chef, took her … Read more

The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class. She called on him and said, “Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?” Little Johnny quickly replied, “NBC, FOX, ESPN, and the Cartoon Network!” LOL!! Little Johnny failed his math test dismally. His mark was so bad, that his teacher … Read more

One day, a poor boy who was selling goods from door to door to pay his way through school, found he had only one thin dime left, and he was hungry. He decided he would ask for a meal at the next house. However, he lost his nerve when a lovely young woman opened the … Read more

A blonde woman goes to a bank in New York before going on vacation and asks for a loan of $5,000. The banker asks, “Okay, Miss, is there anything you would like to use as collateral?” The woman says, “Yes, of course. I’ll use my Rolls Royce.” The banker, stunned, asks, “A $250,000 Rolls Royce? … Read more

A teacher asked her 6th grade class: “Who can tell me, which human organ becomes 10 times bigger when it’s stimulated?” Maria stood up, bright red and angry, and said “How can you ask such a question? I’m telling my parents and they’re going to get you fired!” The teacher was shocked by the outburst, … Read more

A blonde who wanted to earn money decided to work as a handyman and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She walked to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde … Read more

An old man was eating at a truck stop when three rough-looking bikers walked in. As they passed the old man, the first biker pushed his cigarette into the old man’s pie, then laughed and took a seat at the counter. The second biker picked up the old man’s milk and spit into it. The … Read more