The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class.

The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class. She called on him and said, “Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?” Little Johnny quickly replied, “NBC, FOX, ESPN, and the Cartoon Network!” LOL!! Little Johnny failed his math test dismally. His mark was so bad, that his teacher … Read more

A teacher asks a question about the human body. One student’s response? HILARIOUS!

A teacher asked her 6th grade class: “Who can tell me, which human organ becomes 10 times bigger when it’s stimulated?” Maria stood up, bright red and angry, and said “How can you ask such a question? I’m telling my parents and they’re going to get you fired!” The teacher was shocked by the outburst, … Read more

An old man was eating at a truck stop when three rough-looking bikers walked in.

An old man was eating at a truck stop when three rough-looking bikers walked in. As they passed the old man, the first biker pushed his cigarette into the old man’s pie, then laughed and took a seat at the counter. The second biker picked up the old man’s milk and spit into it. The … Read more

A 71 year old man is having a drink in a Chicago bar.

A 71-year-old man is having a drink in a Chicago bar when an exceptionally gorgeous and sexy young woman enters.

She was so striking that the elderly man couldn’t take his eyes away from her.

The young woman noticed his overly attentive stare and walked directly toward him.

Before he could apologize for being rude, the young woman said, “I’ll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100 on one condition.”

Stunned, the man asked what the condition was.

The young woman replied, “You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.”

The old man considered her proposition for a moment, withdrew his wallet from his pocket, and slowly counted out five $20 bills, which he pressed into the young woman’s hand.

He looked into her eyes and slowly, meaningfully said, “Paint my house.”

LOL!!

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!

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L.Johnny Asks His Mother For $20.

Little Johnny asks his mother for $20.

His mother refuses, to which Johnny says, “If you give me $20, I’ll tell you what Dad said to the maid when you went shopping.”

Johnny’s mom says, “Okay Johnny, here’s $20. What did your Dad say to the maid?”

Johnny replies, “Hey Doris, can you make sure that I have a clean shirt for tomorrow.”

LOL!!

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