A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away. An undertaker told them, “You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.” The man thought about it for a while and … Read more
Little Johnny, 6 years old, gets home from school. He had his first family planning lesson at school. His mother, is very interested & she asks “…How did it go?” “I died of shame”…he answers! Annie from over the road, says that the stork brings babies. Sally next door said you can buy babies at … Read more
No matter if you’re single or married … you have to read this: When I got home that night as my wife served me dinner, I grab her hand and said “I have something to tell you.” She sat down and ate quietly. I watched and saw the pain in her eyes. Suddenly I did … Read more
This is a tried and true recipe !! if you want to satisfy your sweet tooth, you cannot go wrong here. This is the way my Mother always made, just give a shot it won’t fail you ! 7 Layer Taco Dip is so delicious and easy! Hosting a party or having a movie night … Read more
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house. Exhausted from the afternoon’s activities, they fell asleep and awoke at around 8 p.m. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes … Read more
A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends.. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn’t a chicken … Read more
Funny Puns You Can’t Wait To Use 1. How do you throw a space party? You planet. 2. How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars. 3. Nope. Unintended. 4. The shovel was a ground breaking invention, but everyone was blow away by the leaf blower. 5. A scarecrow says, “This job … Read more
Funnel Cake Bites: a delicious and simple recipe for bite sized funnel cakes. They are the perfect powdered dusted dessert. Ingredients 2 large eggs 1 cup milk 1 tsp vanilla 1 3/4 cup flour 1 Tbsp . sugar 1 tsp . baking powder 1/4 tsp salt Confectioners Sugar , for dusting Instructions Beat eggs until foamy. Add milk and vanilla Mix in flour, sugar, baking powder and salt until smooth. … Read more
A Group Of Kindergarteners Were Trying To Become Accustomed To The First Grade The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk. “You need to use ‘big people’ words,” she’d always remind them. She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend. “I went to visit my Nana.” “No, … Read more
Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, … made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck,… and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. There was snow mixed with the rain and the wind was blowing 50 … Read more