An angry woman with two kids enters Walmart, shouting angrily at the children and at anyone who crosses her path.
The greeter at the reception says cheerfully to her: “Good morning and welcome to Walmart.”
“Shut the F up.” Grunts the woman.
Unperturbed, he says: “Cute kids! Are they twins?”
The horrible woman stopped shouting just enough to say, “Hell, they’re not twins! The older one is 9 and the other is 7! Are you blind or just stupid?”
“Neither. It’s just hard to believe someone slept with you twice.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!