A guy sends a text to his next-door neighbor
“Jim, I’m sorry. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess:
I have been helping myself to your wife when you’re not around,
probably more than you. I know it’s no excuse but I don’t get it at home.
I can’t live with the guilt any longer. I hope you’ll accept my sincerest apology.
It won’t happen again.”
Feeling outrage and betrayed, Jim grabs his gun,
goes into the bedroom …
and without a word, shoots his wife.
Moments later the guy gets a second text:
“Really should use spell check! That should be ‘wifi