“Erm, I don’t know”, I replied.
“Mickey Mouse,” he replied laughing.
“Dad, what kind of duck can walk on 2 legs?”
“Donald Duck”, I replied.
“No, all ducks you idiot.”
LOL!!
Julia Roberts, the woman behind box office hits such as “Pretty Woman,” has decided to step into the life of a stay-at-home mom since she had her kids. And not only is she a Hollywood legend, but she has also proved that she can be an excellent mother. She has taken a break from acting … Read more
Experience the nostalgic delight of Grandma’s Old Fashioned Pancakes with this timeless recipe that captures the essence of comforting breakfasts from the past. These pancakes are a perfect blend of simplicity and taste, just the way Grandma used to make them. Ingredients: 1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour 3 1/2 teaspoons baking powder 1 teaspoon salt … Read more
What’s the typical topic of conversation among men while they’re out fishing? Their discussions often revolve around sports or topics they find intriguing in their personal lives. In the case of married men, it’s quite likely that their wives become a topic of conversation. Such was the scenario for these four companions who embarked on … Read more
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A man walks into a bar, drinks a couple of beers, and prepares to leave. The bartender tells him that he owes $8. “But I already paid you. Don’t you remember?” says the customer. “Okay,” says the bartender, “if you say you paid, then I suppose you did.” The man goes outside and tells the … Read more
An American walks into an Irish bar and orders a drink. He asks the guests, “I will bet $1000 that none of you can drink 10 pints of Guinness in 10 minutes.” People raise their heads but ignore the absurd bet and go back to drinking and having fun, except for an Irishman who leaves … Read more
A blind boy sat on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet. He held up a sign which said: “I am blind, please help. ”There were only a few coins in the hat. A man was walking by. He took a few coins from his pocket and dropped them into the … Read more
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