No daddy. She is upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.” After a short pause, daddy says: “but honey, you don’t have an uncle Paul.” “Oh yes, mommy says I do and he is upstairs with mommy in the bedroom right now.” After a short time, daddy says: “Okay, then this is what I want … Read more
Old fashioned meatloaf Ingredients 1 1/4 C. old fashioned rolled oats 1/4 cup milk 1 lb. ground beef 2 large eggs, beaten 1 pkg. dry onion soup mix 1 clove garlic, minced 1 T. worcestershire sauce 3 T. ketchup 1/2 tsp. pepper Topping 1/4 C. ketchup 1 tsp. worcestershire sauce 1 tsp. yellow mustard Directions … Read more
Recently, a wife in Syracuse, New York, posted a “Letter to the Woman Dating my Husband” on Craigslist after she found out that her husband was having an affair while she was out of town. Read below.. “You probably don’t even know that we’re not separated, and up until I found his dating site profiles, … Read more
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. “Not a chance,” says the husband, “It is 3:00 in the morning!” He slams the … Read more
An elderly couple were going to bed! The old man was quite sleepy and was trying to sleep when his wife said, “Remember how when we were just married you would hold my hand and wish me good night!” The old man grudgingly extended his hand to hold her hand and say, “Good night!” Just … Read more
Homemade Bologna Salad Recipe: Ingredients: 1 pound bologna, finely chopped 1/2 cup mayonnaise 1/4 cup Dijon mustard 1/4 cup sweet pickle relish 1/4 cup finely chopped celery 1/4 cup finely chopped red onion Salt and pepper to taste Optional: 1 tablespoon apple cider vinegar for a tangy kick Sliced bread or crackers for serving Instructions: … Read more
Apple Cinnamon Muffins Ingredients: • 2 cups (240g) all-purpose flour • 1 teaspoon baking powder • 1/2 teaspoon baking soda • 1/2 teaspoon salt • 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon • 1/2 teaspoon ground nutmeg • 1/2 cup (115g) unsalted butter, softened • 1 cup (200g) granulated sugar • 2 large eggs • 1 teaspoon vanilla … Read more
A man walks into a bar, orders 12 shots, and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender asks: “Geez, why are you drinking so fast?” The man says: “You would be drinking fast too if you had what I had.” The bartender asks: “What do you have?” The man answers: “75 cents.” … Read more
Crock-Pot Hot Dog Chili INGREDIENTS: 1 pound of ground beef (opt for a lean cut like 90/10) ⅓ cup of water 5 ounces of tomato sauce ½ cup of ketchup 1 tablespoon of yellow mustard 1 tablespoon of Worcestershire sauce 2 teaspoons of chili powder ½ teaspoon of salt ½ teaspoon of black pepper ½ … Read more
Salmon Patties INGREDIENTS: 15 oz canned salmon in water or oil 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon pepper 1 cup keto bread crumbs or almond flour 2 large eggs, beaten 3 tablespoons mayonnaise 1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce 1/4 cup parsley, finely chopped DIRECTIONS: In a mixing bowl, I combine the salmon, garlic salt, and pepper, mixing … Read more