An old man in Miami calls up his son in New York and says, “Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough.” “Dad, what are you talking about?” the son screams. “We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,” he says. “I’m sick of her face, and … Read more
The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this, and decided to talk to her about the raise. “Now Maria,” she asked. “Why do you want more money?” Maria: “Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze.” “The first is that I iron better than you.” Wife: … Read more
That’s Not My Job This is a story about four people named : Everybody, somebody, anybody and nobody. There was an important job to be done and everybody was sure that somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was everybody’s job. Everybody … Read more
A man at work calls home and his 8 years old daughter picks the phone: “Hi honey,this is daddy.Is mommy near the phone?” “No daddy she is upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.” The little girl quipped. “After a brief pause daddy says,“But honey you haven’t got an uncle Paul!” “Oh yes I do,and … Read more
A sixteen year-old boy came home with a brand new Ford F150. His parents look at the truck and ask, “Where did you get that truck?!” “I bought it today,” he says. “With what money?” says his mother. They knew what a new F150 cost. “Well,” he says, “this one cost me just fifteen dollars.” … Read more
Most parents enjoy taking plenty of photos of their children and posting them on social media, especially when it comes to important events such as first day of school. A mom named Joy Mills is not any different. When her daughter, Brooke, was about to start seventh grade, Mills decided to celebrate it with a … Read more
Cab Driver Was About To Give Up On This Customer. He Would’ve Regretted It Forever By ANONYMOUS USER I arrived at the address and honked the horn. After waiting a few minutes I honked again. Since this was going to be my last ride of my shift I thought about just driving away, but instead … Read more
Massing with the elderly is never a smart idea since they have had enough time to learn all there is to know about life and how things operate. Unsurprisingly, three young people who wished to play crooks discovered this firsthand. We are confident that they won’t even attempt to approach senior citizens in the foreseeable … Read more
A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on. He saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her and asked if she knew what hole he was playing. She replied, “I’m on the 7th hole, and you’re a hole behind me, so you … Read more
A little old lady went to the grocery store and put the most expensive cat food in her basket. She then went to the check out counter where she told the check out girl, “Nothing but the best for my little kitten.” The girl at the cash register said, “I’m sorry, but we cannot sell … Read more