There once was a farm with a big red barn. And in that big red barn, there lived many animals, the smallest of which, was a little red hen. The little red hen may have been little, but she was the most active resident of the farm. When she wasn’t laying eggs, she spent her … Read more
A little old couple in their eighties was sitting on the couch watching the Playboy movie channel. He looked at her and asked, “Do you think we can still do that?” “Well, we can sure try!” she answered. So they shuffled off to the bedroom. He went into the bathroom to get ready and she … Read more
A woman is at the funeral of her husband, everyone is going up to say kind words about him, when one man turns around to the wife and says, “Would you mind if i went up and said a few words?” She replied, “Of course not, please feel free to.” So the man walks … Read more
Engaging with an experienced teacher often unveils a treasure trove of “war stories,” anecdotes about clever students who occasionally outsmart themselves. Almost every classroom has its own class clown, those students with a knack for saying the wittiest and sometimes button-pushing remarks that challenge even the most composed teachers. In this particular story, a teacher … Read more
Having a cat in your life is often hailed as one of the best decisions, as cat owners enthusiastically attest. However, not everyone shares this sentiment, and some individuals remain indifferent or even averse to our feline companions. In the following joke, a man takes issue with his wife’s cat and resolves to do something … Read more
Life is filled with various debates, but inevitably, conversations often circle back to one universal topic: food. It’s a subject that captivates us, stirring passion and opinions. Among the diverse dietary preferences, some individuals hold steadfast opinions about what should grace their plates. A clear illustration is the commitment of vegetarians to abstain from meat. … Read more
As a store owner, your goal is to attract a maximum number of people to your establishment. Without a consistent flow of customers, sustaining your business becomes challenging. Occasionally, deviating from conventional strategies and introducing unique approaches can be rewarding. Creating a distinctive shopping experience, even if it’s unconventional, can draw in customers. However, there … Read more
A guy sends a text to his next-door neighbor “Jim, I’m sorry. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess: I have been helping myself to your wife when you’re not around, probably more than you. I know it’s no excuse but I don’t get it at home. I can’t live with the … Read more
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed, when the wife looks over at him and asks a bold question. WIFE: “What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?” HUSBAND: “Definitely not!” WIFE: “Why not – don’t you like being married?” HUSBAND: “Of course I do.” WIFE: “Then why wouldn’t … Read more
An elderly couple is traveling to visit family by car. Being seniors, after almost eleven hours on the road, they were too tired to continue and decided to get a room. They only planned to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When they checked out four hours later, the desk … Read more