L.Johnny Asks His Mother For $20.

Little Johnny asks his mother for $20.

His mother refuses, to which Johnny says, “If you give me $20, I’ll tell you what Dad said to the maid when you went shopping.”

Johnny’s mom says, “Okay Johnny, here’s $20. What did your Dad say to the maid?”

Johnny replies, “Hey Doris, can you make sure that I have a clean shirt for tomorrow.”


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A Man Walks Into a Car Dealership

A man walks into a car dealership. A salesman greets him at the door and after some talking, they end up taking a car for a test drive. “This car is so quiet, sir,” exclaims the salesman, “the ride is calm and relaxing”. The man shakes his head, “No, I’m buying this car for my … Read more

A Trucker Came Into A Truck Stop Cafe

A truck driver walked into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. “I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights, and a pair of running boards.” The brand-new waitress, who didn’t want to appear inexperienced, went into the kitchen and told the cook, “This guy out just ordered three flat tires, a pair … Read more

An elderly couple were going to bed

An elderly couple were going to bed! The old man was quite sleepy and was trying to sleep when his wife said, “Remember how when we were just married you would hold my hand and wish me good night!” The old man grudgingly extended his hand to hold her hand and say, “Good night!” Just … Read more


According to the younger generation, my mama and daddy were apparently abusive to us when we were children. We were scared to get in trouble. They made us do household jobs, go to church, and go to school. Gave us a curfew and whooped our bottom when we did wrong, they even made us go … Read more