His mother refuses, to which Johnny says, “If you give me $20, I’ll tell you what Dad said to the maid when you went shopping.”
Johnny’s mom says, “Okay Johnny, here’s $20. What did your Dad say to the maid?”
Johnny replies, “Hey Doris, can you make sure that I have a clean shirt for tomorrow.”
LOL!!
A man walks into a car dealership. A salesman greets him at the door and after some talking, they end up taking a car for a test drive. “This car is so quiet, sir,” exclaims the salesman, “the ride is calm and relaxing”. The man shakes his head, “No, I’m buying this car for my … Read more
An old cowboy walks into a barbershop in Montana for a shave and a haircut. He asked the barber: “Please take a good look at my face, you would see that I have hollow cheeks.” He replied: “Yes, I can see from this far, they are quite prominent.” The old man: “No matter how hard … Read more
A truck driver walked into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. “I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights, and a pair of running boards.” The brand-new waitress, who didn’t want to appear inexperienced, went into the kitchen and told the cook, “This guy out just ordered three flat tires, a pair … Read more
No daddy. She is upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.” After a short pause, daddy says: “but honey, you don’t have an uncle Paul.” “Oh yes, mommy says I do and he is upstairs with mommy in the bedroom right now.” After a short time, daddy says: “Okay, then this is what I want … Read more
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. “Not a chance,” says the husband, “It is 3:00 in the morning!” He slams the … Read more
An elderly couple were going to bed! The old man was quite sleepy and was trying to sleep when his wife said, “Remember how when we were just married you would hold my hand and wish me good night!” The old man grudgingly extended his hand to hold her hand and say, “Good night!” Just … Read more
A man walks into a bar, orders 12 shots, and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender asks: “Geez, why are you drinking so fast?” The man says: “You would be drinking fast too if you had what I had.” The bartender asks: “What do you have?” The man answers: “75 cents.” … Read more
According to the younger generation, my mama and daddy were apparently abusive to us when we were children. We were scared to get in trouble. They made us do household jobs, go to church, and go to school. Gave us a curfew and whooped our bottom when we did wrong, they even made us go … Read more
What’s the typical topic of conversation among men while they’re out fishing? Their discussions often revolve around sports or topics they find intriguing in their personal lives. In the case of married men, it’s quite likely that their wives become a topic of conversation. Such was the scenario for these four companions who embarked on … Read more