A guy walks into this bar and says, “Hey bartender, give me a Budweiser.” After enjoying Bud, he notices two beautiful blondes at the end of the bar. The man noticing that his beer is empty says, “Hey bartender, another Bud, and get those ladies at the end of the bar a drink on me.” … Read more
A man is walking home when he sees a dog buying meat for his owner. The man watches the dog when the butcher takes a little to much and growls and him until he gets the right amount. The man follows the dog and watches as the dog stands on two legs and helps an … Read more
An elementary school class goes on a field trip to the police station. The Officer points to the 10 MOST WANTED list and tells them that these are the most wanted fugitives in the USA. Little Boy says ” He is the MOST WANTED in the USA?!” Officer says “Yes.” Little Boy asks “Why didn’t … Read more
An American walks into an Irish bar and orders a drink. He asks the guests, “I will bet $1000 that none of you can drink 10 pints of Guinness in 10 minutes.” People raise their heads but ignore the absurd bet and go back to drinking and having fun, except for an Irishman who leaves … Read more
A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. “What do you think you’re doing?” asks the wife. “They’re on sale, only $10 for 24 cans” he replies. “Put them back, we can’t afford them” demands the wife, and so … Read more
I made this for the family for the first time last year, and it was a hit with the adults AND children! Plus, it was my very first meatloaf, and I rather enjoyed it. Ingredients 1 pound ground beef 2 large eggs 1/4 cup breadcrumbs 1/2 teaspoon dried basil 1/2 teaspoon dried thyme 1/2 teaspoon … Read more
The old man walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a beer. The bartender serves his beer and then asks him, “So what do you do?” The old man replies, “Well, sir, I’m a cowboy.” “Wow,” said the bartender, “what exactly does a cowboy do?” “Well, sir, I work on a ranch all day, … Read more
When God created woman he was working late on the 6th day……. An angel came by and asked.” Why spend so much time on her” The lord answered. “Have you seen all the specifications I have to meet to shape her” She must function in all kinds of situations, She must be able to embrace … Read more
I’m excited to share with you my experience with Melt in Your Mouth Chicken Caesar Chicken! This dish is one of my all-time favorites and is perfect for those busy weeknights when you want something quick and easy to make. The best part about this recipe is that it only requires a handful of ingredients … Read more
Tried the slow cooker white lasagna and wow, it’s SOO YUMMY ! Creamy, cheesy, and so easy to make. Ingredients: 9 lasagna noodles, uncooked 15 oz ricotta cheese 1 egg 2 cups shredded mozzarella cheese 1/2 cup grated Parmesan cheese 2 cups cooked chicken, shredded 1 teaspoon garlic powder 1 teaspoon Italian seasoning 1/4 teaspoon … Read more