A great classic of French pastry that you never get tired of. A dessert which is composed of a choux pastry, chocolate pastry cream, and a chocolate ganache…yum! *INGREDIENTS +Choux pastry for 10 eclairs °Water 60ml °Milk 60ml °Salt 2g °Sugar 4g °Butter 50g °Flour 75g °Eggs 2 °Chocolate pastry cream °Milk 300ml °Eggs 2 … Read more
An 18 year-old girl tells her mother she missed her period for two months… Very worried, the mother goes to the farmacia (drugstore) and buys a pregnancy test. She brings it to her daughter who takes the test. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, “Who was … Read more
Grandpa and his 7-year-old grandson are gardening when to boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, “Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole.” “I’ll bet you five dollars you can’t,” says Gramps. “It’s too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole.” … Read more
One day in the city a bus driver was making his usual stops. At the first stop, an old woman came to the front of the bus to get off. She turned to the bus driver and said, “I think I was just molested back there.” The bus driver looked at her and said, “Not … Read more
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, … Read more
How to make Chocolate Cake Ingredients For the Chocolate Cake: – 2 cups granulated sugar – 1 3/4 cup + 2 Tablespoons all-purpose flour* – 3/4 cup unsweetened cocoa powder – 1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder – 1 1/2 teaspoons baking soda – 1 teaspoon salt – 2 large eggs – 1 cup buttermilk – … Read more
Beef short rib stew! Ingredients : I used about 12 short ribs Bacon grease 1 med onion 1/2 med red, yellow, green pepper 1 stalk celery 5 cups beef broth 2 cups water 1 sprig thyme/rosemary 5 cloves garlic Cajun seasoning Salt Pepper Flour Red wine Carrots (chopped) Potatoes (halved or quartered) Frozen peas Instructions … Read more
STEAK AND SHRIMP SCAMPI Ingredients ½ lb. linguine 2 Tbsp unsalted butter 2 Tbsp olive oil 1 Tbsp minced garlic ¼ tsp red pepper flakes ½ lb. jumbo shrimp (or size of your choice), peeled and deveined ⅛ tsp salt ⅛ tsp pepper ⅓ cup white wine or chicken broth 3 Tbsp lemon juice 3 … Read more
Salmon patties are quick and easy. I got this recipe from my son’s babysitter many years ago. My son is now 20 and we still eat these at least a few times a month. These are very moist when done. Ingredients: 1 (14.75 ounces) can(s) salmon 1/3 cup bread crumbs 2 green onions, chopped 1/4 … Read more
Senior Sex — This is the funniest thing I have ever read ……. The husband leans over and asks his wife, “Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.” Yes, … Read more