Three mischievous old Grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home.<\/p>\n
When an old Grandpa walked by.<\/p>\n
And one of the old Grandmas yelled out saying, \u201cWe bet we can tell exactly how old you are.<\/p>\n
\u201dThe old man said, \u201c<\/strong>There is no way you can guess it, you old fools.\u201d<\/p>\n One of the old Grandmas said, \u201cSure we can! Just drop your pants and under shorts and we can tell your exact age\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove they couldn\u2019t do it, he dropped his drawers.<\/p>\n The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times and to jump up and down several times.<\/p>\n Then they all piped up and said, \u201cYou\u2019re 87 years old!\u201d Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent asked, \u201cHow in the world did you guess?\u201d<\/p>\n Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, the three old ladies happily yelled in unison\u2026<\/p>\n \u201dWe were at your birthday party yesterday!\u201d<\/p>\n