{"id":29017,"date":"2024-04-16T22:04:35","date_gmt":"2024-04-16T22:04:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=29017"},"modified":"2024-04-16T22:04:35","modified_gmt":"2024-04-16T22:04:35","slug":"three-mischievous-old","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=29017","title":{"rendered":"Three mischievous old"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<p>Three mischievous old Grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home.<\/p>\n<p>When an old Grandpa walked by.<\/p>\n<p>And one of the old Grandmas yelled out saying, \u201cWe bet we can tell exactly how old you are.<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201dThe old man said, \u201c<\/strong>There is no way you can guess it, you old fools.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>One of the old Grandmas said, \u201cSure we can! 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