{"id":28723,"date":"2024-02-26T18:49:34","date_gmt":"2024-02-26T18:49:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28723"},"modified":"2024-02-26T18:49:34","modified_gmt":"2024-02-26T18:49:34","slug":"the-math-teacher-saw-that-little-johnny-wasnt-paying-attention-in-class","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28723","title":{"rendered":"The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn\u2019t paying attention in class."},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<h2><strong>The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn\u2019t paying attention in class.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>She called on him and said, \u201cJohnny!<\/p>\n<p>What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Little Johnny quickly replied, \u201cNBC, FOX, ESPN, and the Cartoon Network!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>LOL!!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-28726 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/428628583_718299297161046_7387597559722277521_n-576x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"889\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/428628583_718299297161046_7387597559722277521_n-576x1024.jpg 576w, https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/428628583_718299297161046_7387597559722277521_n-768x1365.jpg 768w, https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/428628583_718299297161046_7387597559722277521_n-864x1536.jpg 864w, https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/428628583_718299297161046_7387597559722277521_n.jpg 1152w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<h2><strong>Little Johnny failed his math test dismally.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-28724 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/mathh.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"314\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/mathh.jpg 800w, https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/mathh-768x402.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>His mark was so bad, that his teacher called home to talk to his father.<\/p>\n<p>When he returned home that afternoon, his father was standing crossly in the doorway.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhy did you fail your math test?\u201d he asked.<\/p>\n<p>Little Johnny shrugged and said: \u201cMy teacher isn\u2019t very good.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>His father was surprised by his excuse and asked Johnny to elaborate.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, on Monday, my teacher said 3+5 = 8.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSo?\u201d his father answered.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThen on Tuesday, she told us 4+4 = 8, and on Wednesday she said 6+2 = 8,\u201d explained the boy.,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIf she doesn\u2019t know what equals eight, how am I supposed to know the right answer?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>LOL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Hope this joke will make you smile! 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