{"id":28711,"date":"2024-02-24T11:02:52","date_gmt":"2024-02-24T11:02:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28711"},"modified":"2024-02-24T11:02:52","modified_gmt":"2024-02-24T11:02:52","slug":"a-blonde-woman-asks-for-a-5000-loan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28711","title":{"rendered":"A Blonde Woman Asks For A $5000 Loan"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<h2><strong>A blonde woman goes to a bank in New York before going on vacation and asks for a loan of $5,000.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>The banker asks, \u201cOkay, Miss, is there anything you would like to use as collateral?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The woman says, \u201cYes, of course. I\u2019ll use my Rolls Royce.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The banker, stunned, asks, \u201cA $250,000 Rolls Royce? Really?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The woman is positive. She hands over the keys, as the bankers and loan officers mock her. They check her credentials, and make sure she is the title owner. Everything checks out. They park it for two weeks in your underground car park.<\/p>\n<p>When she comes back, she pays off the $5,000 loan as well as the $15.41 interest.<\/p>\n<p>The loan officer says, \u201cMiss, we are very appreciative of your business with us, but I have one question. We looked you up and found out that you are a multi-millionaire. Why would you want to borrow $5,000?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The woman replies, \u201cWhere else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>And you thought blondes were dumb! Well done! 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