{"id":28684,"date":"2024-02-20T09:06:29","date_gmt":"2024-02-20T09:06:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28684"},"modified":"2024-02-20T09:06:29","modified_gmt":"2024-02-20T09:06:29","slug":"a-teacher-asks-a-question-about-the-human-body-one-students-response-hilarious","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28684","title":{"rendered":"A teacher asks a question about the human body. One student\u2019s response? HILARIOUS!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<p>A teacher asked her 6th grade class: \u201cWho can tell me, which human organ becomes 10 times bigger when it\u2019s stimulated?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Maria stood up, bright red and angry, and said \u201cHow can you ask such a question? I\u2019m telling my parents and they\u2019re going to get you fired!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The teacher was shocked by the outburst, but decided to ignore it. She asked the class again, \u201cWho can tell me, which human organ becomes 10 times bigger when it\u2019s stimulated?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>This time Thomas responded, \u201cThe answer is the iris in the human eye.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cVery good, Thomas. Thank you,\u201d replied the teacher who then turned her gaze on Maria.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMaria, I need to tell you three things. First, you obviously have not done your homework. Second, you have a dirty mind. And third, I fear that one day you will be very, very disappointed.\u201d<\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A teacher asked her 6th grade class: \u201cWho can tell me, which human organ becomes 10 times bigger when it\u2019s stimulated?\u201d Maria stood up, bright red and angry, and said \u201cHow can you ask such a question? I\u2019m telling my parents and they\u2019re going to get you fired!\u201d The teacher was shocked by the outburst, &#8230; <a title=\"A teacher asks a question about the human body. One student\u2019s response? HILARIOUS!\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28684\" aria-label=\"Read more about A teacher asks a question about the human body. One student\u2019s response? HILARIOUS!\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":28685,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[165],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28684","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-joke"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28684","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28684"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28684\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28686,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28684\/revisions\/28686"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/28685"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28684"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28684"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28684"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}