{"id":28632,"date":"2024-02-13T18:08:26","date_gmt":"2024-02-13T18:08:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28632"},"modified":"2024-02-13T18:08:26","modified_gmt":"2024-02-13T18:08:26","slug":"a-blonde-wanting-to-earn-some-money","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28632","title":{"rendered":"A blonde wanting to earn some money"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<h2><strong>A blonde who wanted to earn money decided to work as a handyman and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>She walked to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, you can paint my porch. 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