{"id":28632,"date":"2024-02-13T18:08:26","date_gmt":"2024-02-13T18:08:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28632"},"modified":"2024-02-13T18:08:26","modified_gmt":"2024-02-13T18:08:26","slug":"a-blonde-wanting-to-earn-some-money","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28632","title":{"rendered":"A blonde wanting to earn some money"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<h2><strong>A blonde who wanted to earn money decided to work as a handyman and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>She walked to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The blonde said, \u201cHow about $50?<\/p>\n<p>The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials she might need were in the garage.<\/p>\n<p>The man\u2019s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, \u201cDoes she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The man replied, \u201cShe should, she was standing on it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Soon after, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou\u2019ve finished already?\u201d he asked.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYes,\u201d the blonde replied, \u201cand I still had some paint left, so I gave it two coats.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAnd by the way,\u201d the blonde added, \u201cit\u2019s not a Porche, it\u2019s a Ferrari.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>LOL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A blonde who wanted to earn money decided to work as a handyman and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She walked to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. \u201cWell, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?\u201d The blonde &#8230; <a title=\"A blonde wanting to earn some money\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28632\" aria-label=\"Read more about A blonde wanting to earn some money\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":28633,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[165],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28632","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-joke"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28632","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28632"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28632\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28634,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28632\/revisions\/28634"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/28633"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28632"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28632"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28632"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}