{"id":28628,"date":"2024-02-13T18:03:06","date_gmt":"2024-02-13T18:03:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28628"},"modified":"2024-02-13T18:03:06","modified_gmt":"2024-02-13T18:03:06","slug":"an-old-man-was-eating-at-a-truck-stop-when-three-rough-looking-bikers-walked-in","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28628","title":{"rendered":"An old man was eating at a truck stop when three rough-looking bikers walked in."},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<p>An old man was eating at a truck stop when three rough-looking bikers walked in.<\/p>\n<p>As they passed the old man, the first biker pushed his cigarette into the old man\u2019s pie, then laughed and took a seat at the counter.<\/p>\n<p>The second biker picked up the old man\u2019s milk and spit into it. The third biker turned over the old man\u2019s plate before joining the others at the counter.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-28629 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/424596698_400698239280666_8298165664262986519_n.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"523\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Without saying a word to the laughing bikers, the old man put his money down, got up, and left the diner. One of the bikers said to the waitress, \u201cNot much of a man, was he?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The waitress replied,\u201d Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his big rig over three motorcycles!\u201d<\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An old man was eating at a truck stop when three rough-looking bikers walked in. As they passed the old man, the first biker pushed his cigarette into the old man\u2019s pie, then laughed and took a seat at the counter. The second biker picked up the old man\u2019s milk and spit into it. The &#8230; <a title=\"An old man was eating at a truck stop when three rough-looking bikers walked in.\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28628\" aria-label=\"Read more about An old man was eating at a truck stop when three rough-looking bikers walked in.\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":28629,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[165],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28628","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-joke"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28628","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28628"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28628\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28630,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28628\/revisions\/28630"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/28629"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28628"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28628"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28628"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}