{"id":28628,"date":"2024-02-13T18:03:06","date_gmt":"2024-02-13T18:03:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28628"},"modified":"2024-02-13T18:03:06","modified_gmt":"2024-02-13T18:03:06","slug":"an-old-man-was-eating-at-a-truck-stop-when-three-rough-looking-bikers-walked-in","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28628","title":{"rendered":"An old man was eating at a truck stop when three rough-looking bikers walked in."},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<p>An old man was eating at a truck stop when three rough-looking bikers walked in.<\/p>\n<p>As they passed the old man, the first biker pushed his cigarette into the old man\u2019s pie, then laughed and took a seat at the counter.<\/p>\n<p>The second biker picked up the old man\u2019s milk and spit into it. 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