{"id":28616,"date":"2024-02-11T16:30:16","date_gmt":"2024-02-11T16:30:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28616"},"modified":"2024-02-11T16:30:16","modified_gmt":"2024-02-11T16:30:16","slug":"l-johnny-asks-his-mother-for-20","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28616","title":{"rendered":"L.Johnny Asks His Mother For $20."},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<h2><strong>Little Johnny asks his mother for $20.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>His mother refuses, to which Johnny says, \u201cIf you give me $20, I\u2019ll tell you what Dad said to the maid when you went shopping.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Johnny\u2019s mom says, \u201cOkay Johnny, here\u2019s $20. What did your Dad say to the maid?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Johnny replies, \u201cHey Doris, can you make sure that I have a clean shirt for tomorrow.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>LOL!!<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<h2><strong>Little Johnny Asks His Mother.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-28618\" src=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/mum.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"314\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/mum.jpg 800w, https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/mum-768x402.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<h2><strong>\u201cMommy,\u201d Little Johnny asked.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>\u201cWhy do you always cut off the ends of sausages before putting them in the pan?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh, that\u2019s what my mother always did. You\u2019ll have to ask her.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cGranny,\u201d asked Little Johnny the next time his grandmother visited.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhy do you and Mom cut the ends off the sausages before putting them in the pan?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh, that\u2019s just the way my mother always did it,\u201d says Johnny\u2019s granny.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou\u2019ll have to ask her.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cGreat Granny,\u201d asked little Johnny (the next time they visit her slightly senile great-grandmother at the nursing home.)<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhy do you and Granny and Mummy always cut the ends off the sausages before you put them in the pan?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh, my goodness,\u201d said Great Granny. \u201cAre they still using that small pan?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>LOL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Little Johnny asks his mother for $20. His mother refuses, to which Johnny says, \u201cIf you give me $20, I\u2019ll tell you what Dad said to the maid when you went shopping.\u201d Johnny\u2019s mom says, \u201cOkay Johnny, here\u2019s $20. What did your Dad say to the maid?\u201d Johnny replies, \u201cHey Doris, can you make sure &#8230; <a title=\"L.Johnny Asks His Mother For $20.\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28616\" aria-label=\"Read more about L.Johnny Asks His Mother For $20.\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":28617,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[165],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28616","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-joke"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28616","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28616"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28616\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28619,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28616\/revisions\/28619"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/28617"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28616"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28616"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28616"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}