{"id":28606,"date":"2024-02-09T23:15:05","date_gmt":"2024-02-09T23:15:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28606"},"modified":"2024-02-09T23:15:05","modified_gmt":"2024-02-09T23:15:05","slug":"a-man-walks-into-a-car-dealership","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28606","title":{"rendered":"A Man Walks Into a Car Dealership"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<h2><strong>A man walks into a car dealership.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>A salesman greets him at the door and after some talking, they end up taking a car for a test drive.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThis car is so quiet, sir,\u201d exclaims the salesman, \u201cthe ride is calm and relaxing\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>The man shakes his head, \u201cNo, I\u2019m buying this car for my wife and I certainly wouldn\u2019t describe her as the \u2018quiet and calm\u2019 type\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>The salesman quickly transfers his potential buyer to another car.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSo maybe that would be more her style!\u201d This car is quick, sleek, and agile\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>The man sighs, \u201cNo, my wife is definitely not the \u2018sleek\u2019 type by any means.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Frustrated, the salesman transfers the man to a third car, a sure winner.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, sir, I know this car is very popular. Nearly every man who has been here has taken it for a test drive-\u201c<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSold!\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>LOL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man walks into a car dealership. A salesman greets him at the door and after some talking, they end up taking a car for a test drive. \u201cThis car is so quiet, sir,\u201d exclaims the salesman, \u201cthe ride is calm and relaxing\u201d. The man shakes his head, \u201cNo, I\u2019m buying this car for my &#8230; <a title=\"A Man Walks Into a Car Dealership\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28606\" aria-label=\"Read more about A Man Walks Into a Car Dealership\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":28607,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[165],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28606","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-joke"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28606","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28606"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28606\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28608,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28606\/revisions\/28608"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/28607"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28606"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28606"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28606"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}