{"id":28586,"date":"2024-02-06T22:47:59","date_gmt":"2024-02-06T22:47:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28586"},"modified":"2024-02-06T22:47:59","modified_gmt":"2024-02-06T22:47:59","slug":"a-trucker-came-into-a-truck-stop-cafe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28586","title":{"rendered":"A Trucker Came Into A Truck Stop Cafe"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<h2><strong>A truck driver walked into a truck stop cafe and placed his order.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>\u201cI want three flat tires, a pair of headlights, and a pair of running boards.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The brand-new waitress, who didn\u2019t want to appear inexperienced, went into the kitchen and told the cook, \u201cThis guy out just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights, and a pair of running boards. What does he think of this place? Is\u2026 an auto parts store?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo,\u201d the cook said.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThree flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs with the sunny side up and the running boards are two slices of crispy bacon.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh, ok!\u201d said the young girl.<\/p>\n<p>She thought about it for a moment, then took a spoon from a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.<\/p>\n<p>The truck driver asked, \u201cWhat are the beans for, Blondie?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She replied, \u201cI thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights, and running boards, you might as well gas up.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A truck driver walked into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. \u201cI want three flat tires, a pair of headlights, and a pair of running boards.\u201d The brand-new waitress, who didn\u2019t want to appear inexperienced, went into the kitchen and told the cook, \u201cThis guy out just ordered three flat tires, a pair &#8230; <a title=\"A Trucker Came Into A Truck Stop Cafe\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28586\" aria-label=\"Read more about A Trucker Came Into A Truck Stop Cafe\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":28587,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[165],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28586","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-joke"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28586","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28586"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28586\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28588,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28586\/revisions\/28588"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/28587"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28586"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28586"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28586"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}