{"id":28505,"date":"2024-01-28T22:28:02","date_gmt":"2024-01-28T22:28:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28505"},"modified":"2024-01-28T22:28:02","modified_gmt":"2024-01-28T22:28:02","slug":"a-couples-were-awakened-by-a-loud-pounding-on-the-door","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28505","title":{"rendered":"A couples were awakened by a loud pounding on the door."},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<p>A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.<\/p>\n<p>The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNot a chance,\u201d says the husband, \u201cIt is 3:00 in the morning!\u201d He slams the door and returns to bed.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWho was that?\u201d asked his wife.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cJust some drunk guy asking for a push,\u201d he answers.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDid you help him?\u201d she asks.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, you have a short memory,\u201d says his wife. \u201cCan\u2019t you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.<\/p>\n<p>He calls out into the dark, \u201cHello, are you still there?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYes,\u201d comes back the answer.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDo you still need a push?\u201d calls out the husband.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYes, please!\u201d comes the reply from the dark.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhere are you?\u201d asks the husband.<\/p>\n<p>\u2026<\/p>\n<p>..<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOver here on the swing,\u201d replied the drunk.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-28507 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/10b697d01670a65d1e66325c1bb31165-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"235\" height=\"241\" \/><\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. 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