{"id":28502,"date":"2024-01-28T14:19:13","date_gmt":"2024-01-28T14:19:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28502"},"modified":"2024-01-28T14:19:13","modified_gmt":"2024-01-28T14:19:13","slug":"an-elderly-couple-were-going-to-bed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28502","title":{"rendered":"An elderly couple were going to bed"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<p>An elderly couple were going to bed!<\/p>\n<p>The old man was quite sleepy and was trying to sleep when his wife said,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cRemember how when we were just married you would hold my hand and wish me good night!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The old man grudgingly extended his hand to hold her hand and say,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cGood night!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Just as he was about to doze off she said,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou would then kiss me lovingly!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Again the old man a bit more cheesed off gave her a gentle kiss of her cheeks.<\/p>\n<p>Just as he was about to fall asleep again she said, and then you would give me a bite on my neck!<\/p>\n<p>The old man tossed away his blanket and got off the bed.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhere are you going now?\u201d she asked.<\/p>\n<p>\u2026<\/p>\n<p>..<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cTo bring my damn teeth!\u201d<\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An elderly couple were going to bed! The old man was quite sleepy and was trying to sleep when his wife said, \u201cRemember how when we were just married you would hold my hand and wish me good night!\u201d The old man grudgingly extended his hand to hold her hand and say, \u201cGood night!\u201d Just &#8230; <a title=\"An elderly couple were going to bed\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28502\" aria-label=\"Read more about An elderly couple were going to bed\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":28503,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[165],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28502","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-joke"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28502","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28502"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28502\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28504,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28502\/revisions\/28504"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/28503"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28502"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28502"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28502"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}