{"id":28490,"date":"2024-01-27T21:37:03","date_gmt":"2024-01-27T21:37:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28490"},"modified":"2024-01-27T21:38:21","modified_gmt":"2024-01-27T21:38:21","slug":"a-man-walks-into-a-bar-and-orders-12-drinks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28490","title":{"rendered":"A man walks into a bar and orders 12 drinks"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<h2><strong>A man walks into a bar, orders 12 shots, and starts drinking them as fast as he can.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>The bartender asks: \u201cGeez, why are you drinking so fast?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The man says: \u201cYou would be drinking fast too if you had what I had.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The bartender asks: \u201cWhat do you have?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The man answers: \u201c75 cents.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>LOL!!<\/p>\n<h2><strong>A man walks into a bar, drinks a couple of beers, and prepares to leave.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-28493 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/cus11-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"314\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/cus11-1.jpg 800w, https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/cus11-1-768x402.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The bartender tells him that he owes $8.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBut I already paid you. Don\u2019t you remember?\u201d says the customer.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOkay,\u201d says the bartender, \u201cif you say you paid, then I suppose you did.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The man goes outside and tells the first person he sees that the bartender can\u2019t keep track of whether his customers have paid or not.<\/p>\n<p>The second man walks in, orders a couple of beers, and later pulls the same stunt.<\/p>\n<p>The bartender replies, \u201cOK, if you say you paid, then I suppose you did.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The customer goes outside and tells a friend how to get free drinks.<\/p>\n<p>The man interrupts, \u201cDon\u2019t bother me with your troubles, bartender. Just give me my change and I\u2019ll be on my way.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The third man hurries into the bar and begins to drink highballs.<\/p>\n<p>The bartender leans over and says, \u201cYou know, something funny happened tonight. Two men drank beer, neither paid, and both claimed they had. The next guy who tries that stunt is going to get punched in the \u2014 \u201d<\/p>\n<p>The man interrupts, \u201cDo not bother me with your troubles, bartender. Just give me my change and I\u2019ll be on my way.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>LOL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man walks into a bar, orders 12 shots, and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender asks: \u201cGeez, why are you drinking so fast?\u201d The man says: \u201cYou would be drinking fast too if you had what I had.\u201d The bartender asks: \u201cWhat do you have?\u201d The man answers: \u201c75 cents.\u201d &#8230; <a title=\"A man walks into a bar and orders 12 drinks\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28490\" aria-label=\"Read more about A man walks into a bar and orders 12 drinks\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":28491,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[165],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28490","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-joke"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28490","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28490"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28490\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28495,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28490\/revisions\/28495"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/28491"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28490"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28490"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28490"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}