{"id":28471,"date":"2024-01-25T22:01:26","date_gmt":"2024-01-25T22:01:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28471"},"modified":"2024-01-25T22:01:26","modified_gmt":"2024-01-25T22:01:26","slug":"a-little-boy-got-a-0-on-a-geography-exam-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28471","title":{"rendered":"A little boy got a 0 on a geography exam."},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<p>A little boy boy comes back from school, disappointed, because he got a 0 on a geography exam.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe teacher gave me a zero because I couldn\u2019t answer a question on Portugal,\u201d he said.<\/p>\n<p>His mother asked, \u201cWhat was the question?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhere\u2019s Portugal.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe idiot teacher, I\u2019m going to call the principal\u2019s office. 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