{"id":28452,"date":"2024-01-23T14:47:31","date_gmt":"2024-01-23T14:47:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28452"},"modified":"2024-01-23T14:47:31","modified_gmt":"2024-01-23T14:47:31","slug":"according","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28452","title":{"rendered":"According.."},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<p>According to the younger generation, my mama and daddy were apparently abusive to us when we were children.<\/p>\n<p>We were scared to get in trouble.<\/p>\n<p>They made us do household jobs, go to church, and go to school.<\/p>\n<p>Gave us a curfew and whooped our bottom when we did wrong, they even made us go get the switch that they used on us.<\/p>\n<p>They put food on the table and we were expected to eat it.<\/p>\n<p>They put clothes on our backs and we were expected to wear them.<\/p>\n<p>They expected to wear them.<\/p>\n<p>They suggested we get a job and work for the things that we wanted.<\/p>\n<p>They insisted that we do our best at school, at our job, and to take pride in our work.<\/p>\n<p>We grew up with morals, a good work ethic, and respect for the law &amp; our elders.<\/p>\n<p>I thank God everyday for my Mama and Daddy!!!<\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>According to the younger generation, my mama and daddy were apparently abusive to us when we were children. 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