{"id":28439,"date":"2024-01-21T20:24:43","date_gmt":"2024-01-21T20:24:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28439"},"modified":"2024-01-21T20:24:43","modified_gmt":"2024-01-21T20:24:43","slug":"4-married-guys-start-talking-about-their-wives-while-fishing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28439","title":{"rendered":"4 MARRIED GUYS START TALKING ABOUT THEIR WIVES WHILE FISHING"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<p>What\u2019s the typical topic of conversation among men while they\u2019re out fishing? Their discussions often revolve around sports or topics they find intriguing in their personal lives. In the case of married men, it\u2019s quite likely that their wives become a topic of conversation. Such was the scenario for these four companions who embarked on a fishing trip together and decided to chat about the essentials for their day out.<\/p>\n<p>Many of them were lamenting the fact that they would have to go through a \u2018honey-do\u2019 list but one man had a brilliant idea that probably had the rest of them feeling quite jealous. Four married guys went fishing. After an hour or so, the following conversation took place:<\/p>\n<p>First guy: \u201cYou have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife I will paint every room in the house next weekend.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Second guy: \u201cThat\u2019s nothing! I had to promise my wife I\u2019d build her a new deck for the pool.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Third guy: \u201cMan, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I\u2019ll remodel the kitchen for her.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>They continued to fish until they realized the fourth guy had not said a word.<\/p>\n<p>So they asked him. \u201cYou haven\u2019t said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What\u2019s the deal?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Fourth guy: \u201cI just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off the clock, gave the wife a nudge and said, \u201cFishing, or Sex,\u201d and she said, \u201cWear a sweater.\u201d<\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What\u2019s the typical topic of conversation among men while they\u2019re out fishing? Their discussions often revolve around sports or topics they find intriguing in their personal lives. In the case of married men, it\u2019s quite likely that their wives become a topic of conversation. 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