{"id":28427,"date":"2024-01-21T14:06:36","date_gmt":"2024-01-21T14:06:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28427"},"modified":"2024-01-21T14:06:36","modified_gmt":"2024-01-21T14:06:36","slug":"a-man-walks-into-a-bar-and-drinks-a-couple-of-beers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28427","title":{"rendered":"A man walks into a bar and drinks a couple of beers"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<h2><strong>A man walks into a bar, drinks a couple of beers, and prepares to leave.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>The bartender tells him that he owes $8.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBut I already paid you. Don\u2019t you remember?\u201d says the customer.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOkay,\u201d says the bartender, \u201cif you say you paid, then I suppose you did.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The man goes outside and tells the first person he sees that the bartender can\u2019t keep track of whether his customers have paid or not.<\/p>\n<p>The second man walks in, orders a couple of beers, and later pulls the same stunt.<\/p>\n<p>The bartender replies, \u201cOK, if you say you paid, then I suppose you did.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The customer goes outside and tells a friend how to get free drinks.<\/p>\n<p>The man interrupts, \u201cDon\u2019t bother me with your troubles, bartender. Just give me my change and I\u2019ll be on my way.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The third man hurries into the bar and begins to drink highballs.<\/p>\n<p>The bartender leans over and says, \u201cYou know, something funny happened tonight. Two men drank beer, neither paid, and both claimed they had. The next guy who tries that stunt is going to get punched in the \u2014 \u201d<\/p>\n<p>The man interrupts, \u201cDo not bother me with your troubles, bartender. Just give me my change and I\u2019ll be on my way.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>LOL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man walks into a bar, drinks a couple of beers, and prepares to leave. The bartender tells him that he owes $8. \u201cBut I already paid you. Don\u2019t you remember?\u201d says the customer. \u201cOkay,\u201d says the bartender, \u201cif you say you paid, then I suppose you did.\u201d The man goes outside and tells the &#8230; <a title=\"A man walks into a bar and drinks a couple of beers\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28427\" aria-label=\"Read more about A man walks into a bar and drinks a couple of beers\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":28428,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28427","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28427","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28427"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28427\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28429,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28427\/revisions\/28429"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/28428"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28427"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28427"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28427"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}