{"id":28427,"date":"2024-01-21T14:06:36","date_gmt":"2024-01-21T14:06:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28427"},"modified":"2024-01-21T14:06:36","modified_gmt":"2024-01-21T14:06:36","slug":"a-man-walks-into-a-bar-and-drinks-a-couple-of-beers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28427","title":{"rendered":"A man walks into a bar and drinks a couple of beers"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<h2><strong>A man walks into a bar, drinks a couple of beers, and prepares to leave.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>The bartender tells him that he owes $8.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBut I already paid you. Don\u2019t you remember?\u201d says the customer.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOkay,\u201d says the bartender, \u201cif you say you paid, then I suppose you did.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The man goes outside and tells the first person he sees that the bartender can\u2019t keep track of whether his customers have paid or not.<\/p>\n<p>The second man walks in, orders a couple of beers, and later pulls the same stunt.<\/p>\n<p>The bartender replies, \u201cOK, if you say you paid, then I suppose you did.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The customer goes outside and tells a friend how to get free drinks.<\/p>\n<p>The man interrupts, \u201cDon\u2019t bother me with your troubles, bartender. Just give me my change and I\u2019ll be on my way.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The third man hurries into the bar and begins to drink highballs.<\/p>\n<p>The bartender leans over and says, \u201cYou know, something funny happened tonight. Two men drank beer, neither paid, and both claimed they had. 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