{"id":28410,"date":"2024-01-20T16:47:13","date_gmt":"2024-01-20T16:47:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28410"},"modified":"2024-01-20T16:47:13","modified_gmt":"2024-01-20T16:47:13","slug":"an-old-lady-entered-a-crowded-bus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28410","title":{"rendered":"An Old Lady Entered A Crowded Bus."},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<h2><strong>An old lady entered a crowded bus.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>I was on a very crowded bus and an old woman with a walker gets on.<\/p>\n<p>All the other passengers proceed to file on and take up the remaining standing places but she stands close to me, staring me in the eyes.<\/p>\n<p>After 5 minutes of this, I kindly ask, \u2018May I help you?\u2019<\/p>\n<p>She replies, \u201cYes, I have been waiting here for 5 minutes now and you have not offered to give me your seat.\u201c<\/p>\n<p>\u201cCan you give me a good reason why I should?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I can give you 5. I am an old woman of 86, I have near paralysis in my left leg, a hip that has been replaced twice, my husband died 3 days ago and every second I stand up is pure agony. Can you give me as many reasons why you deserve the seat?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Sadly, only one. I\u2019m the f-reakin\u2019 driver.\u201d<\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An old lady entered a crowded bus. I was on a very crowded bus and an old woman with a walker gets on. All the other passengers proceed to file on and take up the remaining standing places but she stands close to me, staring me in the eyes. After 5 minutes of this, I &#8230; <a title=\"An Old Lady Entered A Crowded Bus.\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28410\" aria-label=\"Read more about An Old Lady Entered A Crowded Bus.\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":28411,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[165],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28410","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-joke"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28410","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28410"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28410\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28412,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28410\/revisions\/28412"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/28411"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28410"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28410"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28410"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}