{"id":28379,"date":"2024-01-18T13:56:24","date_gmt":"2024-01-18T13:56:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28379"},"modified":"2024-01-18T13:56:24","modified_gmt":"2024-01-18T13:56:24","slug":"a-boy-failed-his-maths-test","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28379","title":{"rendered":"A boy failed his maths test"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<h2><strong>A father and son were talking about the son\u2019s failed maths test.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>\u201cWhy did you fail your mathematics test?\u201d the father asked.<\/p>\n<p>The son answered, \u201cOn Monday, the teacher said 3+5=8.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSo?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The son said, \u201cOn Tuesday, she said 4+4=8, and on Wednesday she said 6+2=8. If she can\u2019t make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>LOL!!<\/p>\n<h2><strong>Little Johnny Failed His Math Test\u00a0<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-28380\" src=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/joh.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"314\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/joh.jpg 800w, https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/joh-768x402.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<h2><strong>Little Johnny failed his math test dismally.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>His mark was so bad, that his teacher called home to talk to his father.<\/p>\n<p>When he returned home that afternoon, his father was standing crossly in the doorway.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhy did you fail your math test?\u201d he asked.<\/p>\n<p>Little Johnny shrugged and said: \u201cMy teacher isn\u2019t very good.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>His father was surprised by his excuse and asked Johnny to elaborate.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, on Monday, my teacher said 3+5 = 8.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSo?\u201d his father answered.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThen on Tuesday, she told us 4+4 = 8, and on Wednesday she said 6+2 = 8,\u201d explained the boy.,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIf she doesn\u2019t know what equals eight, how am I supposed to know the right answer?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>LOL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A father and son were talking about the son\u2019s failed maths test. \u201cWhy did you fail your mathematics test?\u201d the father asked. The son answered, \u201cOn Monday, the teacher said 3+5=8.\u201d \u201cSo?\u201d The son said, \u201cOn Tuesday, she said 4+4=8, and on Wednesday she said 6+2=8. 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