{"id":28376,"date":"2024-01-18T10:29:15","date_gmt":"2024-01-18T10:29:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28376"},"modified":"2024-01-18T10:29:15","modified_gmt":"2024-01-18T10:29:15","slug":"a-chemistry-teacher-teach-his-5th-grade-class-a-lesson-about-the-evils-of-liquor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28376","title":{"rendered":"A chemistry teacher teach his 5th-grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<h2><strong>A chemistry teacher wanted to teach his 5th-grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>\u201cNow, class. Observe the worms closely,\u2019 said the teacher putting a worm first into the water.<\/p>\n<p>The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be.<\/p>\n<p>He added the second worm to the whiskey.<\/p>\n<p>It writhed painfully, and quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNow, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?\u201d the teacher asked.<\/p>\n<p>Johnny, who naturally sits at the back, raised his hand and wisely, responded, \u201cDrink whiskey and you won\u2019t get worms.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He twisted painfully and quickly sank to the ground, dead as a doornail.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat lesson can we learn from this experience?\u201d asks the teacher.<\/p>\n<p>Johnny, who of course was sitting in the back, raised his hand and wisely replied, \u201cDrink whiskey and you won\u2019t get worms.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>LOL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A chemistry teacher wanted to teach his 5th-grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms. \u201cNow, class. Observe the worms closely,\u2019 said the teacher putting a worm first into the water. The worm in the water &#8230; <a title=\"A chemistry teacher teach his 5th-grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28376\" aria-label=\"Read more about A chemistry teacher teach his 5th-grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":28377,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28376","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-health"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28376","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28376"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28376\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28378,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28376\/revisions\/28378"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/28377"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28376"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28376"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28376"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}