{"id":28363,"date":"2024-01-17T11:38:26","date_gmt":"2024-01-17T11:38:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28363"},"modified":"2024-01-17T11:38:26","modified_gmt":"2024-01-17T11:38:26","slug":"a-man-driving-pickup-full-of-penguins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28363","title":{"rendered":"A man driving pickup full of penguins"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<h2><strong>A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>He pulls the guy over and says, \u201cYou can\u2019t drive with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The guy obliges and drives away.<\/p>\n<p>The next day, the officer sees the same guy driving the truck full of penguins again.<\/p>\n<p>But this time, all the penguins are wearing sunglasses.<\/p>\n<p>The police officer pulls the guy over and says, \u201cI thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo yesterday?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The guy replies, \u201cI did, and today I\u2019m taking them to the beach.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>LOL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says, \u201cYou can\u2019t drive with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately.\u201d The guy obliges and drives away. 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