{"id":28331,"date":"2024-01-13T11:31:43","date_gmt":"2024-01-13T11:31:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28331"},"modified":"2024-01-13T11:31:43","modified_gmt":"2024-01-13T11:31:43","slug":"a-young-job-applicant-was-being-interviewed-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28331","title":{"rendered":"A young job applicant was being interviewed."},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<h2><strong>A young job applicant was being interviewed for an entry-level position.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>His prospective boss asked, \u201cAre you a smoker?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNot even a little,\u201d said the young man.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHow about alcoholic beverages?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNever touch \u2019em,\u201d he replied.<\/p>\n<p>The boss smiled and asked, \u201cSo you spend a lot of time with girls?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The applicant said, \u201cNo, not really.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSo you don\u2019t have any vices?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, I do have one,\u201d he admitted.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAnd what would that be?\u201d the boss asked.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI tell lies.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>LOL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A young job applicant was being interviewed for an entry-level position. His prospective boss asked, \u201cAre you a smoker?\u201d \u201cNot even a little,\u201d said the young man. \u201cHow about alcoholic beverages?\u201d \u201cNever touch \u2019em,\u201d he replied. The boss smiled and asked, \u201cSo you spend a lot of time with girls?\u201d The applicant said, \u201cNo, not &#8230; <a title=\"A young job applicant was being interviewed.\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28331\" aria-label=\"Read more about A young job applicant was being interviewed.\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":28332,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[165],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28331","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-joke"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28331","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28331"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28331\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28333,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28331\/revisions\/28333"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/28332"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28331"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28331"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28331"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}