{"id":28317,"date":"2024-01-12T10:31:02","date_gmt":"2024-01-12T10:31:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28317"},"modified":"2024-01-12T10:31:02","modified_gmt":"2024-01-12T10:31:02","slug":"a-horse-farmer-walks-into-a-bar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28317","title":{"rendered":"A Horse Farmer Walks Into a Bar"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<h2><strong>A horse farmer walks into a bar\u00a0looking depressed.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>The bartender says, \u201cHey, what\u2019s the matter?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The horse farmer says, \u201cI have these two horses and I haven\u2019t been able to tell them apart from all my life.<\/p>\n<p>The bartender tells the horse farmer to weigh his horses, so he goes home and does it.<\/p>\n<p>The next day he returns with a long face once more and says to the bartender.<\/p>\n<p>He goes home, measures his horses, and comes back to the bar the next day with a face full of tears, weeping and the barman can tell the horse farmer\u2019s horses are the same height.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt\u2019s not a good thing that each horse weighs the same.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The bartender mules it over, and says, \u201cHere\u2019s a thought, go home, take your horses and measure their exact height. Then you\u2019ll be able to tell your horses apart by their height.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat a great idea,\u201d says the horse farmer.<\/p>\n<p>He goes home, measures his horses, and comes back to the bar the next day with a face full of tears, weeping and the barman can tell the horse farmer\u2019s horses are the same height.<\/p>\n<p>The bartender thinks and thinks of a way to tell these horses apart. \u201cAh-ha!\u201d proclaimed the bartender excitedly.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHere\u2019s what you do, go home to your horse sir, and measure the lengths of your horse\u2019s tails, then finally you will be able to distinguish between your horses.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThank you! That\u2019s brilliant!\u201d Exclaimed the newly relieved horse farmer, and on his way home he went to measure the lengths of his horse\u2019s tail.<\/p>\n<p>This horse farmer returns to the bar with a big smile on his face and proudly announces to the bartender, \u201cExcellent news! It worked! My white horse has a tail 1\/3 inch shorter than my black horse!\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>LOL!! A dumb joke is still a good funny joke!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A horse farmer walks into a bar\u00a0looking depressed. The bartender says, \u201cHey, what\u2019s the matter?\u201d The horse farmer says, \u201cI have these two horses and I haven\u2019t been able to tell them apart from all my life. The bartender tells the horse farmer to weigh his horses, so he goes home and does it. 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