{"id":28288,"date":"2024-01-09T21:11:58","date_gmt":"2024-01-09T21:11:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28288"},"modified":"2024-01-09T21:11:58","modified_gmt":"2024-01-09T21:11:58","slug":"this-test-is-only-for-smart-people","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28288","title":{"rendered":"This Test Is Only For Smart People"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<p>Do you consider yourself to be a smart individual? If you are like most people, you may doubt your abilities and that can even hold you back if you are not careful. That is where this unique test comes in.<\/p>\n<p>What is the best way to know if you are smart or if you are lacking in that area? You can take a test and let the results speak for themselves.<\/p>\n<p>Some tests are easy and others may be practically impossible to do. We say that this test is only for smart people but why not give it a try? You might just be surprised at the results.<\/p>\n<div id=\"tps_slideContainer_59605\" class=\"theiaPostSlider_slides\">\n<div>\n<blockquote><p><strong>Long DENSA test \u2014 only for smart people<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>1. Johnny\u2019s mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child\u2019s name?<\/p>\n<p>2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?<\/p>\n<p>3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?<\/p>\n<p>4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?<\/p>\n<p>5. What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly?<\/p>\n<p>6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?<\/p>\n<p>7. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?<\/p>\n<p>8. What was the President\u2019s Name in 1975?<\/p>\n<p>9. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?<\/p>\n<p>10. Which is correct to say, \u201cThe yolk of the egg are white\u201d or \u201cThe yolk of the egg is white\u201d?<\/p>\n<p>11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?<\/p>\n<p>Here are the Answers: (No peeking!)<\/p>\n<p>1. Johnny\u2019s mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child\u2019s name?<br \/>\nAnswer: Johnny, of course.<\/p>\n<p>2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?<br \/>\nAnswer: Meat.<\/p>\n<p>3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?<br \/>\nAnswer: Mt. Everest; it just wasn\u2019t discovered yet. [You\u2019re not very good at this are you?]<\/p>\n<p>4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?<br \/>\nAnswer: None. There is no dirt in a hole.<\/p>\n<p>5. What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly?<br \/>\nAnswer: Incorrectly<\/p>\n<p>6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?<br \/>\nAnswer: Billy lives in the Southern Hemisphere.<\/p>\n<p>7. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?<br \/>\nAnswer: You can\u2019t take pictures with a wooden leg. You need a camera to take pictures.<\/p>\n<p>8. What was the President\u2019s Name in 1975?<br \/>\nAnswer: Same as is it now \u2013 Joe Biden<\/p>\n<p>9. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in?<br \/>\nAnswer: You would be in 2nd. Well, you passed the person in second place, not first.<\/p>\n<p>10. Which is correct to say, \u201cThe yolk of the egg are white\u201d or \u201cThe yolk of the egg is white\u201d?<br \/>\nAnswer: Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow [Duh]<\/p>\n<p>11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?<br \/>\nAnswer: One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big one.<\/p>\n<p>IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD<\/p>\n<p>1) You can\u2019t count your hair.<\/p>\n<p>2) You can\u2019t wash your eyes with soap.<\/p>\n<p>3) You can\u2019t breathe through your nose when your tongue is out.<\/p>\n<p>Put your tongue back in your mouth, you silly person.<\/p>\n<p>Ten (10) Things I know about you.<\/p>\n<p>1) You are reading this.<\/p>\n<p>2) You are human.<\/p>\n<p>3) You can\u2019t say the letter \u201dP\u201d without separating your lips.<\/p>\n<p>4) You just attempted to do it.<\/p>\n<p>6) You are laughing at yourself.<\/p>\n<p>7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.<\/p>\n<p>8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.<\/p>\n<p>9) You laugh at this because you are a fun-loving person &amp; everyone does it, too.<\/p>\n<p>10) You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it.<\/p>\n<p>Extra Credit-<\/p>\n<p>SEE IF YOU CAN FIGURE OUT WHAT THESE SEVEN WORDS ALL HAVE IN COMMON.<\/p>\n<p>1. Banana<\/p>\n<p>2. Dresser<\/p>\n<p>3. Grammar<\/p>\n<p>4. Potato<\/p>\n<p>5. Revive<\/p>\n<p>6. Uneven<\/p>\n<p>7. Assess<\/p>\n<p>Give it another try.<\/p>\n<p>Look at each word carefully. You\u2019ll kick yourself when you discover the answer.<\/p>\n<p>REMEMBER I ONLY SENT THIS TO MY SMART FRIENDS \u2013 NOW DON\u2019T LET ME DOWN<\/p>\n<p>No, it is not that they all have at least 2 double letters.<\/p>\n<p>Answer is below!<\/p>\n<p>Answer:<br \/>\nIn all of the words listed, if you take the first letter, place it at the end of the word, and then spell the word backwards, it will be the same word!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-28290\" src=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/417182593_766933078800478_2988704976472034999_n-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/417182593_766933078800478_2988704976472034999_n-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/417182593_766933078800478_2988704976472034999_n-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do you consider yourself to be a smart individual? 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