{"id":28284,"date":"2024-01-09T21:06:42","date_gmt":"2024-01-09T21:06:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28284"},"modified":"2024-01-09T21:06:42","modified_gmt":"2024-01-09T21:06:42","slug":"three-blondes-were-sitting-by-river","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28284","title":{"rendered":"Three blondes were sitting by river\u2026.."},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<p>Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water.<\/p>\n<p>A game warden came up behind them, tapped one on the shoulder and said, \u201cExcuse me, ladies, I\u2019d like to see your fishing licenses.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWe don\u2019t have any.\u201d replied the first blonde.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, if you\u2019re going to fish, you need fishing licenses.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBut officer,\u201d replied the second blonde, \u201cwe aren\u2019t fishing. We all<\/p>\n<p>have magnets at the end of our lines and we\u2019re collecting debris off the bottom of the river.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The warden lifted up all the lines and, sure enough, there were magnets tied on the end of each line.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, I know of no law against it,\u201d said the warden, \u201ctake all the debris you want.\u201d And with that, he left.<\/p>\n<p>As soon as he was out of sight, the three blondes started laughing hysterically.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat a dumb cop,\u201d the second blonde said to the other two, \u201cdoesn\u2019t he know that there are steel head trout in this river?!\u201d<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-28286 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/417222438_763871525764292_4925597960055976013_n.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"885\" \/><\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A game warden came up behind them, tapped one on the shoulder and said, \u201cExcuse me, ladies, I\u2019d like to see your fishing licenses.\u201d \u201cWe don\u2019t have any.\u201d replied the first blonde. \u201cWell, if you\u2019re going &#8230; <a title=\"Three blondes were sitting by river\u2026..\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28284\" aria-label=\"Read more about Three blondes were sitting by river\u2026..\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":28285,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[165],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28284","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-joke"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28284","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28284"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28284\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28287,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28284\/revisions\/28287"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/28285"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28284"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28284"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28284"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}