{"id":28265,"date":"2024-01-09T09:57:14","date_gmt":"2024-01-09T09:57:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28265"},"modified":"2024-01-09T09:57:14","modified_gmt":"2024-01-09T09:57:14","slug":"a-stranger-walks-into-a-ma-pa-store-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28265","title":{"rendered":"A Stranger Walks Into A Ma Pa Store."},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<h2><strong>A stranger walks into a Ma Pa store and spots a sign:<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>\u201cDanger! Beware of the Dog.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>As he enters, he sees a harmless old dog,\u00a0fast asleep in the middle of the floor.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIs that the dog we\u2019re supposed to beware of?\u201d The stranger asks the owner.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s him.\u201d The owner replied.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHe doesn\u2019t look dangerous to me. Why would you post that sign?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBefore I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him!\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>LOL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<h2><strong>A Farmer Comes Home To Find His Sheepdog.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-28266\" src=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/ddog.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"314\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/ddog.jpg 800w, https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/ddog-768x402.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<h2><strong>A farmer comes home to find his sheepdog waiting for him.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>The sheepdog says: \u201cI herded the sheep into the barn, just like you asked!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou sure you got them all?\u201d The farmer replies.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYep! All 40 of them!\u201d Says the sheepdog.<\/p>\n<p>\u201c40? But I only have 37 sheep.\u201d Replies the farmer.<\/p>\n<p>The sheepdog answers: \u201cI know. I rounded them up for you.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>LOL!!<\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A stranger walks into a Ma Pa store and spots a sign: \u201cDanger! Beware of the Dog.\u201d As he enters, he sees a harmless old dog,\u00a0fast asleep in the middle of the floor. \u201cIs that the dog we\u2019re supposed to beware of?\u201d The stranger asks the owner. \u201cThat\u2019s him.\u201d The owner replied. \u201cHe doesn\u2019t look &#8230; <a title=\"A Stranger Walks Into A Ma Pa Store.\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28265\" aria-label=\"Read more about A Stranger Walks Into A Ma Pa Store.\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":28267,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[165],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28265","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-joke"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28265","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28265"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28265\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28268,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28265\/revisions\/28268"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/28267"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28265"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28265"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28265"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}