{"id":28265,"date":"2024-01-09T09:57:14","date_gmt":"2024-01-09T09:57:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28265"},"modified":"2024-01-09T09:57:14","modified_gmt":"2024-01-09T09:57:14","slug":"a-stranger-walks-into-a-ma-pa-store-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28265","title":{"rendered":"A Stranger Walks Into A Ma Pa Store."},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<h2><strong>A stranger walks into a Ma Pa store and spots a sign:<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>\u201cDanger! Beware of the Dog.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>As he enters, he sees a harmless old dog,\u00a0fast asleep in the middle of the floor.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIs that the dog we\u2019re supposed to beware of?\u201d The stranger asks the owner.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s him.\u201d The owner replied.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHe doesn\u2019t look dangerous to me. Why would you post that sign?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBefore I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him!\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>LOL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Hope this joke will make you smile! 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