{"id":28259,"date":"2024-01-08T23:46:18","date_gmt":"2024-01-08T23:46:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28259"},"modified":"2024-01-08T23:46:18","modified_gmt":"2024-01-08T23:46:18","slug":"a-blonde-was-visiting-washington-dc-for-the-first-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28259","title":{"rendered":"A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<h2><strong>A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>She wanted to see the Capitol building.<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately, she couldn\u2019t find it, so she asked a policeman for directions, \u201cExcuse me, officer, how can I get to the Capitol building?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The officer replied, \u201cWait here at this bus stop for the number 54 bus. It will take you right there.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She thanked the officer and he drove off.<\/p>\n<p>Three hours later, the policeman returned to the same area and, sure enough, the blonde was still waiting at the same bus stop.<\/p>\n<p>The officer got out of his car and said, \u201cExcuse me, but to get to the Capitol building, I said to wait here for the number 54 bus. That was three hours ago. Why are you still waiting?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The blonde replied, \u201cDon\u2019t worry, officer, it won\u2019t be long now. The 45th bus just went by!\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>LOL!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. Unfortunately, she couldn\u2019t find it, so she asked a policeman for directions, \u201cExcuse me, officer, how can I get to the Capitol building?\u201d The officer replied, \u201cWait here at this bus stop for the number 54 bus. It &#8230; <a title=\"A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28259\" aria-label=\"Read more about A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":28260,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28259","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28259","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28259"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28259\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28261,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28259\/revisions\/28261"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/28260"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28259"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28259"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28259"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}