{"id":28255,"date":"2024-01-07T21:33:30","date_gmt":"2024-01-07T21:33:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28255"},"modified":"2024-01-07T21:33:30","modified_gmt":"2024-01-07T21:33:30","slug":"l-jimmy-needed-to-go-to-the-restroom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28255","title":{"rendered":"L.Jimmy Needed To Go To The Restroom."},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<h2><strong>One day, little Jimmy needed to go to the restroom at school, so he raised his hand.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>The strict substitute teacher asked him to say the full alphabet before letting him go.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBut Miss, I am bursting to go,\u201d said Jimmy.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou may go, but after you say the full alphabet.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cA-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z,\u201d he said.<\/p>\n<p>Catching his mistake, the substitute asked, \u201cJimmy, where is the \u2018P?\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He answered, \u201cHalfway down my legs, Miss.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>LOL!!<\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One day, little Jimmy needed to go to the restroom at school, so he raised his hand. 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