{"id":28255,"date":"2024-01-07T21:33:30","date_gmt":"2024-01-07T21:33:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28255"},"modified":"2024-01-07T21:33:30","modified_gmt":"2024-01-07T21:33:30","slug":"l-jimmy-needed-to-go-to-the-restroom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28255","title":{"rendered":"L.Jimmy Needed To Go To The Restroom."},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<h2><strong>One day, little Jimmy needed to go to the restroom at school, so he raised his hand.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>The strict substitute teacher asked him to say the full alphabet before letting him go.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBut Miss, I am bursting to go,\u201d said Jimmy.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou may go, but after you say the full alphabet.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cA-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z,\u201d he said.<\/p>\n<p>Catching his mistake, the substitute asked, \u201cJimmy, where is the \u2018P?\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He answered, \u201cHalfway down my legs, Miss.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>LOL!!<\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One day, little Jimmy needed to go to the restroom at school, so he raised his hand. The strict substitute teacher asked him to say the full alphabet before letting him go. \u201cBut Miss, I am bursting to go,\u201d said Jimmy. \u201cYou may go, but after you say the full alphabet.\u201d \u201cA-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z,\u201d he said. Catching &#8230; <a title=\"L.Jimmy Needed To Go To The Restroom.\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28255\" aria-label=\"Read more about L.Jimmy Needed To Go To The Restroom.\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":28256,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[165],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28255","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-joke"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28255","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28255"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28255\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28257,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28255\/revisions\/28257"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/28256"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28255"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28255"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28255"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}