{"id":28249,"date":"2024-01-07T11:50:43","date_gmt":"2024-01-07T11:50:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28249"},"modified":"2024-01-07T11:51:35","modified_gmt":"2024-01-07T11:51:35","slug":"a-blonde-and-a-brunette-were-talking-in-the-office-one-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28249","title":{"rendered":"A blonde and a brunette were talking in the office one day."},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<p>Mary (a brunette) and Liz (a blonde) were talking in the office one day.<\/p>\n<p>Mary: \u201cWow, that is some cold you have Liz.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Liz: \u201cTell me about it. I just cannot get rid of it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Mary: \u201cTry some Cold-Doc 3. I have a bottle on my desk. Just take 3 tablespoons before you go to bed and you\u2019ll be fine. Here ya go.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Liz: \u201cThanks, I\u2019ll give it a try.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>The next day Liz was standing by her desk jumping up and down, waving her arms in the air, and kicking her legs out.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Mary: \u201cLiz, It is nice to see you are feeling better. Is that a new dance?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u2026<\/p>\n<p>..<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p>Liz:\u00a0\u201cOh No. I still don\u2019t feel that great. I took the medicine you gave me and just realized it said to shake well before using.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-28250\" src=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/Screenshot-2022-09-29-154805.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"216\" height=\"170\" \/><\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mary (a brunette) and Liz (a blonde) were talking in the office one day. Mary: \u201cWow, that is some cold you have Liz.\u201d Liz: \u201cTell me about it. I just cannot get rid of it.\u201d Mary: \u201cTry some Cold-Doc 3. I have a bottle on my desk. Just take 3 tablespoons before you go to &#8230; <a title=\"A blonde and a brunette were talking in the office one day.\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28249\" aria-label=\"Read more about A blonde and a brunette were talking in the office one day.\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":28253,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[165],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28249","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-joke"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28249","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28249"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28249\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28252,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28249\/revisions\/28252"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/28253"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28249"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28249"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28249"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}