{"id":28246,"date":"2024-01-07T11:47:46","date_gmt":"2024-01-07T11:47:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28246"},"modified":"2024-01-07T11:47:46","modified_gmt":"2024-01-07T11:47:46","slug":"a-little-boy-got-a-0-on-a-geography-exam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28246","title":{"rendered":"A little boy got a 0 on a geography exam."},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<p>A little boy boy comes back from school, disappointed, because he got a 0 on a geography exam.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe teacher gave me a zero because I couldn\u2019t answer a question on Portugal,\u201d he said.<\/p>\n<p>His mother asked, \u201cWhat was the question?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhere\u2019s Portugal.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe idiot teacher, I\u2019m going to call the principal\u2019s office. In the meantime, we\u2019re going to find where Portugal is.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She gets a map of the state and can\u2019t find Portugal. Then she gets a map of the region and still can\u2019t find Portugal. She gets a map of the city and can\u2019t find Portugal.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI swear Portugal can\u2019t be far.<\/p>\n<p>\u2026<\/p>\n<p>..<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p>The maid is from Portugal and she comes here to work every day on her bicycle.\u201d<\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A little boy boy comes back from school, disappointed, because he got a 0 on a geography exam. \u201cThe teacher gave me a zero because I couldn\u2019t answer a question on Portugal,\u201d he said. His mother asked, \u201cWhat was the question?\u201d \u201cWhere\u2019s Portugal.\u201d \u201cThe idiot teacher, I\u2019m going to call the principal\u2019s office. In the &#8230; <a title=\"A little boy got a 0 on a geography exam.\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28246\" aria-label=\"Read more about A little boy got a 0 on a geography exam.\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":28247,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[165],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28246","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-joke"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28246","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28246"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28246\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28248,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28246\/revisions\/28248"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/28247"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28246"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28246"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28246"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}