{"id":28234,"date":"2024-01-06T12:54:20","date_gmt":"2024-01-06T12:54:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28234"},"modified":"2024-01-06T12:54:20","modified_gmt":"2024-01-06T12:54:20","slug":"a-student-wants-to-get-her-teacher-fired","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28234","title":{"rendered":"A student wants to get her teacher fired."},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<h2><strong>Sixth-grade science teacher Mrs. Samson asks her class, \u201cWho can tell me which organ of the human body expands to ten times its normal size when stimulated?\u201d<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>No one raises their hand, so she calls on the first student to look her way.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMary, can you tell me which organ of the human body expands up to ten times its normal size when stimulated?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Mary stands up and blushes with anger.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHow dare you ask such a question?\u201d She says. \u201cI\u2019m going to complain to my parents who will complain to the principal, who will have you fired!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The teacher is shocked by Mary\u2019s reaction but fearless. She asks the class again, and this time Sam raises his hand.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, Sam? \u201csays Mrs. Sampson.\u201d Ma\u2019am, the correct answer is the iris of the human eye.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cCorrectly, Sam. Thank you.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Mrs. Sampson then turns to Mary and says, \u201cMary, I have three things to tell you. First, it is clear that you haven\u2019t done your homework. Second, you have a dirty mind. And, third, I\u2019m afraid one day you are going to be sadly disappointed.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>LOL!!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Hope this joke makes you smile! 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