{"id":28228,"date":"2024-01-05T15:59:29","date_gmt":"2024-01-05T15:59:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28228"},"modified":"2024-01-05T15:59:29","modified_gmt":"2024-01-05T15:59:29","slug":"a-guy-walks-into-this-bar-and-order-a-budweiser","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28228","title":{"rendered":"A guy walks into this bar and order a Budweiser."},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<p>A guy walks into this bar and says, \u201cHey bartender, give me a Budweiser.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>After enjoying Bud, he notices two beautiful blondes at the end of the bar.<\/p>\n<p>The man noticing that his beer is empty says, \u201cHey bartender, another Bud, and get those ladies at the end of the bar a drink on me.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The bartender gives the man his Bud and says \u201cDon\u2019t bother getting those girls a drink, it won\u2019t do you any good. You\u2019re just wasting your time.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The man says, \u201cNaaa. Give em one on me.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>So the bartender pours the girls a drink and gives em to the blondes. The girls out of respect raise their glasses, in a sort of thank you, and take a drink.<\/p>\n<p>He walks over to the 2 blondes. He notices that the girls are empty again. So the man yells, \u201cHey bartender, how about another round over here?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The two girls look up at him and one says, \u201cIt won\u2019t do you any good. You\u2019re just wasting your time.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Well, the man was a little confused, and said, \u201cThe bartender said the same thing. What the hell does that mean I\u2019m just wasting my time??\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The other blonde says, \u201cWell we\u2019re lesbians\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u2026<\/p>\n<p>..<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p>The man now has a huge smile on his face and yells to the bartender,\u00a0\u201cHey bartender, 3 beers for us lesbians!!!\u201d<\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A guy walks into this bar and says, \u201cHey bartender, give me a Budweiser.\u201d After enjoying Bud, he notices two beautiful blondes at the end of the bar. The man noticing that his beer is empty says, \u201cHey bartender, another Bud, and get those ladies at the end of the bar a drink on me.\u201d &#8230; <a title=\"A guy walks into this bar and order a Budweiser.\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28228\" aria-label=\"Read more about A guy walks into this bar and order a Budweiser.\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":28229,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28228","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28228","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28228"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28228\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28230,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28228\/revisions\/28230"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/28229"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28228"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28228"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28228"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}