{"id":28225,"date":"2024-01-05T15:57:33","date_gmt":"2024-01-05T15:57:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28225"},"modified":"2024-01-05T15:57:33","modified_gmt":"2024-01-05T15:57:33","slug":"a-dog-buying-meat-for-his-owner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28225","title":{"rendered":"A Dog Buying Meat For His Owner."},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<h2>A man is walking home when he sees a dog buying meat for his owner.<\/h2>\n<p>The man watches the dog when the butcher takes a little to much and growls and him until he gets the right amount. The man follows the dog and watches as the dog stands on two legs and helps an old lady across the street. Amazed the man follows the dog home and watches the dog ring the doorbell.<\/p>\n<p>When the owner comes to the door the owner takes the bags and tells the dog to stay in the front yard.<\/p>\n<p>Frustrated the man goes up to the owner and yells \u201cThis dog is amazing! He gets your groceries, makes sure you have the exact change, helps old ladies across the street and this is how you treat him!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The owner replies, \u201cI know but,this is the 3rd time this week he left his keys\u201d.<\/p>\n<h2>There are two buddies, one with a Doberman Pinscher and the other with a Chihuahua.<\/h2>\n<p>The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says to his friend, \u201cLet\u2019s go over to that restaurant and get something to eat.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The guy with the Chihuahua says, \u201cWe can\u2019t go in there. We\u2019ve got dogs with us.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The buddy with the Doberman Pinscher says, \u201cJust follow my lead.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>They walk over to the restaurant, and the guy with the Doberman Pinscher puts on a pair of dark glasses and starts to walk in.<\/p>\n<p>The bouncer at the door says, \u201cSorry, mac, no pets allowed!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The man with the Doberman Pinscher says, \u201cYou don\u2019t understand. This is my seeing-eye-dog.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The bouncer says, \u201cA Doberman Pinscher?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He answers, \u201cYes, they\u2019re using them now; they\u2019re very good and protect me from robbers, too.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The man at the door says, \u201cCome on in.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The buddy with the Chihuahua figures, \u201cWhat the heck!\u201d He puts on a pair of dark glasses and starts to walk in.<\/p>\n<p>Once again the bouncer says, \u201cSorry, pal, no pets allowed!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The guy with the Chihuahua says, \u201cYou don\u2019t understand. This is my seeing-eye dog.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The bouncer at the door says, \u201cA Chihuahua?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The man with the Chihuahua says, \u201cA Chihuahua? They gave me a Chihuahua?\u201d<\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man is walking home when he sees a dog buying meat for his owner. The man watches the dog when the butcher takes a little to much and growls and him until he gets the right amount. 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