{"id":28222,"date":"2024-01-05T10:34:14","date_gmt":"2024-01-05T10:34:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28222"},"modified":"2024-01-05T10:34:14","modified_gmt":"2024-01-05T10:34:14","slug":"an-old-woman-walked-into-a-supermarket","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28222","title":{"rendered":"An Old Woman Walked Into A Supermarket."},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<h2><strong>The old lady is in the supermarket and starts throwing the frozen veggies on the floor, so the manager asks if he can help.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m looking for Broccoli.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He informs her that they are out of stock, and she leaves.<\/p>\n<p>An hour later she is back throwing the frozen veggies onto the floor, the irate manager asks again if he can help.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m looking for Broccoli.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Once again he informs her that they are out of stock.<\/p>\n<p>15 mins before closing, she comes stalking straight to the frozen veggies, as she is about to start throwing them out, the very irritated manager asks can I help.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m looking for Broccoli.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The Manager asks Madam can you spell Dog in Dogmore.<\/p>\n<p>She says yes \u201dDOG.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cVery good, can you spell Cat in Catsdelight.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She says \u201cCAT.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cVery good, now can you spell F in Broccoli.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She says, \u201dthere\u2019s no F in Broccoli.\u201c<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMadam, I\u2019ve been trying to tell you that all day!!!\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>LOL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Hope this joke will make you smile! 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