{"id":28218,"date":"2024-01-05T10:29:07","date_gmt":"2024-01-05T10:29:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28218"},"modified":"2024-01-05T10:29:07","modified_gmt":"2024-01-05T10:29:07","slug":"an-87-year-old-man-went-to-the-doctor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28218","title":{"rendered":"An 87-year-old man went to the doctor ."},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<p>Morris, an 82-year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.<\/p>\n<p>A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.<\/p>\n<p>A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, \u201cYou\u2019re really doing great, aren\u2019t you?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Morris replied, \u201cJust doing what you said, Doctor, \u2018Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u2026<\/p>\n<p>..<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p>The doctor said,\u00a0\u201cI didn\u2019t say that. I said you got a heart mummer and be careful.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-28219 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/86e6564bba42ad02e73280ff4acf2bd8-300x350-1-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/86e6564bba42ad02e73280ff4acf2bd8-300x350-1-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/86e6564bba42ad02e73280ff4acf2bd8-300x350-1-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Morris, an 82-year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm. A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, \u201cYou\u2019re really doing great, aren\u2019t you?\u201d Morris replied, \u201cJust doing what &#8230; <a title=\"An 87-year-old man went to the doctor .\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28218\" aria-label=\"Read more about An 87-year-old man went to the doctor .\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":28220,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[165],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28218","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-joke"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28218","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28218"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28218\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28221,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28218\/revisions\/28221"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/28220"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28218"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28218"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28218"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}